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Mayhem is being very cute and should be rewarded for getting up into the window on her own
Vice does not believe he should have to share attention with his sister
Mayhem has found the bathroom windowsill and it's her new favorite spot
The catnip is blooming and Vice is reminding everyone how he earned his name.
I know I say it a lot, but I do want people to understand that peafowl are not cutesy, safe birds for just anyone to own, no matter what they look like when I post. They are capable of inflicting some serious damage when they want to.
For scale reference, Eris is a pretty small hen, around 7lbs. Her spurs are less than an inch long. She's normally fine to walk around, I can go pick her up off the perch, I give her smooches at night, I can handle her babies.
Last week, while I was refreshing wading bins with cool water for them, Eris decided dumping a bin was an intolerable act of aggression toward her, and she flogged me. Now, regardless of what I'm doing in the pen, I always have at least some of my attention on the birds. So while I didn't expect to be attacked, I saw it coming in time to get a knee up as she jumped.
She still GOT me, but the 1/2" puncture wound was in thigh flesh, not my face.
The thing is, this wasn't even a full power blow because she was thrown off by my interception. But it's enough that a week later I still have a roughly 3" bruise around a puncture wound she gave me through my jeans.
Yes, she did that through my jeans!!
Now imagine that same attack from a 10-12lb male, with spurs over an inch long and much sharper than a hen's, and imagine that he means it, WILL give it his full power every time he's able to, and it will be his life's mission to stalk you until you let your guard down and he can get you. It is unfortunately the reality people have to live with when they raise these birds incorrectly, and hand raise males.
THAT is why you do not snuggle male peachicks.
But this kind of situation with Eris is ALSO why I don't encourage others to get into these birds, and warn people that they are big and can do damage. Even the very friendly ones can have a bad moment where they make the wrong assumption about your actions, or they have a grouchy day or something. And the average person just doesn't need to deal with that nonsense. And the people that can handle it need to be aware that that's what they're getting into, BEFORE they get into it.
The thing with Project Hail Mary is that it accidentally brought all aroaces lots of much needed spotlight. It's a random Sunday and #aromantic is trending because of Dr. Ryland "I don't wanna fuck" Grace.
Pride month ended like a week ago.
Aro's keep #winning
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I think all commonly given names should have two standard nicknames that have a completely different vibe from each other. Like one is cheery and the other is gothy, one variation is Sharp And Intimidating and the other one is cute and fluffy, one is sci-fi level modern-sounding and the other one is really old-school vintage vibe. Doesn't matter what the spectrums are, just as long as the vibes you get from the nicknames are totally different and fit completely different kinds of people. Like the way the name Charles can go two ways, being nicknamed "Charlie" or "Chuck".
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Grace: oh this Simon, so grumpy.
Rocky: grumpy? this bitch blind
Mom said it's my turn to make Hail Mary and Blip-A gijinkas.
Eridian Field Trip.
(PHM brain rot got me thinking of Eridian world building. If humanity would be obsessed in recreating xenonite that Grace sent back in the taumoeba samples cases, then for sure Eridians would be obsessed with growing earth plants with Grace’s teachings.)
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[Grisps you] On Erid everyone starts out calling Grace “Hero Grace” or “Savior Grace” and it makes him kinda uncomfy for reasons he can’t articulate, but the pebbles he teaches and their parents call him “Teacher Grace” and that feels more right. And then as time goes on and he graduates more and more classes, more and more of Erid is calling him “Teacher Grace” until it’s rare to hear him called anything else. And he finally feels like he’s where he’s supposed to be. Okay good night.
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Simon: Okay, here are the ground rules: You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair, I am a-ok being stabbed, biting and scratching are on the table, you can use fire.
Grace, growing horrified: These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits?
Simon, now excited: Damn, angel. You got something really sick you wanna do, huh? Oh, you little pervert. All right, I like it. Don't tell me. Surprise me. Ooh, this is gonna be fun.