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we saw a seal
i personally love how ambiguous this is like did you forget how the important thing turned out or did you straight up forget the important thing was ever a thing and didnāt do it
either way it captures the vibe perfectly
Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant
this is literally the funniest comment this video could have
This non lactose free milk got me actin up
how do I explain to a medical professional that this is the kind of thing I laugh at hard enough to injure my body
āHow do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?ā
ā Ray Bradbury
Hits you with a spell that makes all the girls on your hentai hoodie come to life and they beat you to death
The first thing to move was the tongues.Ā
They rose slowly at first, curling away from the surface of the cheap plastic fabric like flecks of paint on the wall of some long abandoned home.Ā āYou know usā they whispered. There was no wind, but they seemed to drift as if disturbed by a passing breeze, or a gentle ocean current. āWe are here now. You are safe.ā
Slowly, ever slowly, the gained form. Reaching further and further from the plane they were contained to, growing like stalks of pale fungus, unaccustomed to the light. āWe can finally taste you.ā They cooed. Half an inch. An inch. Six. A foot. More. All the while keeping their cartoonish proportions, dripping with some unspeakable white fluid that smelled like bleach and rot.Ā āLet us taste you.ā they moaned.Ā
The eyes began to move. Vibrating in their sockets, straining as if they had been pinned into position. Movement came in waves.Ā āMore.ā they panted with each shuddering pulse. āMore!ā Every lurching movement growing stronger, stronger, stronger, until something snapped.Ā
The eyes darted and spun with a manic, hungry, gaze, as the tongues began to writhe, searching for something, anything that was not themselves. āWe need you.ā They screamed. A tongue struck bare, unshowered, skin and hissed.Ā āSenpai!ā It squealed, tangling itself in wrinkled, greasy hair. The other tongues followed suit like sharks, coiling towards any exposed flesh they could find. āSenpai!ā They gagged, as pale tongues sunk into the errant skin.Ā
Senpai tried to scream, but could make no noise. Chapped lips sewn open as tongues plunged through his cheeks. Slowly gagging on foul ichor and blood, as a tongue dug its way up through the soft tissue of his chin, coiling around his own tongue in an alien embrace.Ā
āMore!ā They screamed. There was a noise like a great tree creaking in strong wind.Ā āMore!ā They screamed. The creaking grew louder.Ā āMore!āĀ
Crunch.
The voices cried out.Ā
So as a writer I deeply appreciate this, and I find your use of sensory description and simile absolutely stunning, and honestly quite inspiring for my own work
I just want that to be known so that I may also say, from a place of deep respect, what the actual fuck
the league of exceeptional men
2019 is the year y'all stop treating bi and pan women as āsecondaryā wlw
not to sound terrible but it would be nice if people who arenāt bi/pan reblogged this more since thatās most of the people who are reblogging this.
the statue in the bottom right is Le gĆ©nie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le gĆ©nie du mal or Lāange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefsā lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.
st. paulās cathedral in liĆ©ge went from one lucifer, whom they called ātoo sublimeā and removed because he was distracting āpretty penitent girls,ā to another lucifer, who theyāve left there for 170 years even though heās so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers
hereās how i imagine that went down.
liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. letās ask joey geefs
joseph geefs: sculpts this
liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. letās ask⦠the sexy lucifer sculptorās BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesnāt want to fuck lucifer
guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this
liege cathedral: shit. well we donāt have any more money for lucifers so i guess weāll keep this sexy lucifer
mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE
āboy i sure wish i was asleep,ā i whisper, clicking Next Chapter fourteen fucking times
i was initially ashamed of myself but now after seeing how many reblogs there are im ashamed of all of us
Ā michaelmuller7Ā Ā Just stumbled across Ironman1 photos. That was such an amazing film to spend 2 weeks working on. RDJ is such a unique soul.
hey all my peeps from northern climates you know how sometimes ya look outside and it just like has this Look and you just Know itās cold out like thereās no obvious signs no ice no snow you just KNOW itās cold because youāve lived here long enough that u look at the sky and youāre like āitās coldā how fucked up is that
oh my GOD exactly thank u for putting it into words
you know itās REALLY COLD when there are no clouds at all and itās painfully bright but nothing is moving and the sunlight is the color of electrum. thatās when itās the kind of cold you can physically feel in your lungs if you go outside.
did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?
you know, the dashcon baby⦠the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon
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the dashcon baby
at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around theĀ āeventā, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.
great post everybody
I helped!
the fact that i am attracted to men after seeing how they act in public bathrooms is evidence that sexuality is not a choice. also, the fact that i still am willing to transition knowing it means i have to use men's public restrooms for the rest of my life is evidence that gender is also not a choice.
i know im op but Mood
Iām sick of this.
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shout out to forgotten asians.
shout out to south asians: asians from india, pakistan, sri lanka, bangladesh, afghanistan, bhutan, maldives.
shout out to ignored east asians from countries less romanticized than china, japan, and south korea: to mongolia, taiwan, vietnam, and further southeast to singapore, malaysia, the phillipines, east timor, brunei, cambodia, myanmar, laos, thailand.
shout out to ethnic groups within more known asian countries, like the tibetan people in china and the ainu and ryukyuan people in japan.
shout out to russian asians. shout out to central asians in former soviet countries, to people from kazakhstan, turkmenistan, tajikistan, uzbekistan, kyrgyzstan.
shout out to western asians in countries that donāt fit neatly into trivial western/european geographical boundaries of the middle east, of south asia, of europe, of africa.Ā
shout out to mixed asians, to latinax asians, to black asians, to indigenous asians, to mixed south and east asians, and every combination.
asian people are more than just the same few ethnicities shown on tv.