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julie | she/her | 20 | queer af ★ i'm just here to yell about my faves, have a good laugh, cry about the state of the world, and make some friends ★

[thisisalsoyou]

we saw a seal

[teuer]

[albafee-deactivated20230502]

i personally love how ambiguous this is like did you forget how the important thing turned out or did you straight up forget the important thing was ever a thing and didn’t do it

either way it captures the vibe perfectly

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[sunwukxng]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

[bookoflostmemories]

[impaled]

This non lactose free milk got me actin up

[bogleech]

how do I explain to a medical professional that this is the kind of thing I laugh at hard enough to injure my body

[quotemadness]

“How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?”

— Ray Bradbury

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hits you with a spell that makes all the girls on your hentai hoodie come to life and they beat you to death

[normal-horoscopes]

The first thing to move was the tongues. 

They rose slowly at first, curling away from the surface of the cheap plastic fabric like flecks of paint on the wall of some long abandoned home. “You know us” they whispered. There was no wind, but they seemed to drift as if disturbed by a passing breeze, or a gentle ocean current. “We are here now. You are safe.”

Slowly, ever slowly, the gained form. Reaching further and further from the plane they were contained to, growing like stalks of pale fungus, unaccustomed to the light. “We can finally taste you.” They cooed. Half an inch. An inch. Six. A foot. More. All the while keeping their cartoonish proportions, dripping with some unspeakable white fluid that smelled like bleach and rot. “Let us taste you.” they moaned. 

The eyes began to move. Vibrating in their sockets, straining as if they had been pinned into position. Movement came in waves. “More.” they panted with each shuddering pulse. “More!” Every lurching movement growing stronger, stronger, stronger, until something snapped. 

The eyes darted and spun with a manic, hungry, gaze, as the tongues began to writhe, searching for something, anything that was not themselves. “We need you.” They screamed. A tongue struck bare, unshowered, skin and hissed. “Senpai!” It squealed, tangling itself in wrinkled, greasy hair. The other tongues followed suit like sharks, coiling towards any exposed flesh they could find. “Senpai!“ They gagged, as pale tongues sunk into the errant skin. 

Senpai tried to scream, but could make no noise. Chapped lips sewn open as tongues plunged through his cheeks. Slowly gagging on foul ichor and blood, as a tongue dug its way up through the soft tissue of his chin, coiling around his own tongue in an alien embrace. 

“More!“ They screamed. There was a noise like a great tree creaking in strong wind. “More!“ They screamed. The creaking grew louder. “More!“ 

Crunch.

The voices cried out. 

[thestuffedalligator]

So as a writer I deeply appreciate this, and I find your use of sensory description and simile absolutely stunning, and honestly quite inspiring for my own work

I just want that to be known so that I may also say, from a place of deep respect, what the actual fuck

[badassdemonsword]

the league of exceeptional men

[blue-caterpillars-bong]

2019 is the year y'all stop treating bi and pan women as “secondary” wlw

[blue-caterpillars-bong]

not to sound terrible but it would be nice if people who aren’t bi/pan reblogged this more since that’s most of the people who are reblogging this.

[biotechwitch-deactivated2018122]

[freddieandersen]

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

[roachpatrol]

‘boy i sure wish i was asleep,’ i whisper, clicking Next Chapter fourteen fucking times

[roachpatrol]

i was initially ashamed of myself but now after seeing how many reblogs there are im ashamed of all of us

[team-downey-1965]

 michaelmuller7   Just stumbled across Ironman1 photos. That was such an amazing film to spend 2 weeks working on. RDJ is such a unique soul.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

hey all my peeps from northern climates you know how sometimes ya look outside and it just like has this Look and you just Know it’s cold out like there’s no obvious signs no ice no snow you just KNOW it’s cold because you’ve lived here long enough that u look at the sky and you’re like ‘it’s cold’ how fucked up is that

[anthonycrowleymoved]

oh my GOD exactly thank u for putting it into words

[tearlessrain]

you know it’s REALLY COLD when there are no clouds at all and it’s painfully bright but nothing is moving and the sunlight is the color of electrum. that’s when it’s the kind of cold you can physically feel in your lungs if you go outside.

[wumblr]

did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

[wumblr]

you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

[the-worm-man]

what

[brokenbloodymolars]

Th e

What

[wumblr]

the dashcon baby

[aberrantemotion]

at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

[wumblr]

great post everybody

[aberrantemotion]

I helped!

[callmebliss]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

the fact that i am attracted to men after seeing how they act in public bathrooms is evidence that sexuality is not a choice. also, the fact that i still am willing to transition knowing it means i have to use men's public restrooms for the rest of my life is evidence that gender is also not a choice.

[trainwreckbisexual]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

i know im op but Mood

[dudeinthestacks]

I’m sick of this.

[hellsite-yano]

yar har fiddle dee dee

[authorkurikuri]

shout out to forgotten asians.

shout out to south asians: asians from india, pakistan, sri lanka, bangladesh, afghanistan, bhutan, maldives.

shout out to ignored east asians from countries less romanticized than china, japan, and south korea: to mongolia, taiwan, vietnam, and further southeast to singapore, malaysia, the phillipines, east timor, brunei, cambodia, myanmar, laos, thailand.

shout out to ethnic groups within more known asian countries, like the tibetan people in china and the ainu and ryukyuan people in japan.

shout out to russian asians. shout out to central asians in former soviet countries, to people from kazakhstan, turkmenistan, tajikistan, uzbekistan, kyrgyzstan.

shout out to western asians in countries that don’t fit neatly into trivial western/european geographical boundaries of the middle east, of south asia, of europe, of africa. 

shout out to mixed asians, to latinax asians, to black asians, to indigenous asians, to mixed south and east asians, and every combination.

asian people are more than just the same few ethnicities shown on tv.