foaming at the mouth but in a sexy way

Ginger ❀ 26 ❀ she/her ❀ I just like reblogging funnie images

[achillesinhighheels]

[deirdreskye]

oh goodie I got transported into a Mormon yuri. I'm a first year transfer student to the Nephi Halicarnassus Girls' Academy I'm running late to reformed Egyptian class with toast in my mouth! Oh fuck I bumped into the class president in the hall and now I'm flashing my temple garments as I comedically fall over...... Omg the class president is sharing a dirty soda from Swig with me..... From the same straw, an indirect kiss.... "Baka, you got Crumbl on your face," she says wiping the cookie from my cheek with her finger........

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Why do they play this so fast live

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

[captain-price-returns]

another BaalBuddy banger

[pantomimevampire]

[moldavite]

tortured. sickly. bisexual.

[funstyle]

Saw something magical today. Kid in front of us on our flight (prob 4-5 years old) playing a wordle type game and his two first guesses were MOMMY and DADDY

[asexualboner]

one thing about tumblr at least here they’re just called “posts”. Saying “I saw this tweet/reel/tiktok/short” makes me feel like I’m ordering at a restaurant where they make you say Texas Tom’s Nut-Slappin Griddle-Chizzle instead of grilled cheese

[dogpuppy]

[vulpinesaint]

nobody ever talks about the terrible fanfic epidemic of "they would NOT confess their love so openly and poetically as that."

[vulpinesaint]

big amatonormativity wants you to accept this as the norm but this is not how it has to be. we can push for consistent characterization in expressions of connection and affection. those characters could just kiss and not declare their undying love about it

[vulpinesaint]

reading this post back and realizing that i didn't get to my real point which is that maybe those guys shouldn't say that they're in love at all. i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that you earnestly believe those guys would say "i love you". it doesn't have to be this way

[onlytiktoks]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[monidoll]

organisms commonly known by their binomial name with the genus name abbreviated:

T. rex

E. coli

[aegishjalmur]

M. bison

[doggirlpaws]

[sophsun1]

The Simpsons – 7.14: Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

[beanfreak]

has tumblr seen this photo that james ortiz posted of himself holding rocky because oh my god

that’s his real son that he gave birth to. grace better watch out bc james is about to steal the title of rocky’s number one fan

[laurbyboom]

[calvinandhobbescomic]