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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@underandoverworld-blog
Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.
How did you get to be the most adorable person in the world? Do you have tips for us lesser mortals so we can be beautiful like you?
*snerk*
I think I know who this is, and lemme say, I did need something like this after the stupid day I’ve had.
I’ll indulge, though, for the sake of some self-esteem boosts for others out there who might need it too: be kind to others, stand up for yourself; take no one’s shit, but don’t be unkind. Be yourself.
That’s the secret to true beauty, I think.
Yo, Kit, Where have you been?
Good question, hypothetical follower!
I’ve... been busy. I’m on my second month in University with four classes under my belt (three easy, and one I’m utterly failing it because FUCK THE FRENCH LANGUAGE), am working to get a part-time job, still have several original works under my belt, have had three mental breakdowns, and have been working on an Undertale Project for a little while. Made a new sideblog on a different blog for it already. (I may just cut my losses and transfer that sideblog to this account instead of the one I use for professional shit)
I’ve... been preoccupied. So, yeah, unannounced hiatus.
BUT, this week, I hope to change that!
While I don’t think I’ll have a whole lot of time for roleplaying, I’m hoping to get on a better schedule to where I can at least write fanfiction or do some voice acting in the near future. This Undertale project I’m working on rekindled my love for my baby Millie - who’s in this secret project of mine too - so I’ve been wanting to get back into the Undertale game.
And revive my Undertail blog while I’m at it.
So if anyone’s still around after all this time... hi! I haven’t forgotten about you guys, I’ve just been hella busy. I have an exam tomorrow, but after that, I’ll be working on some new material! Promise!
It figures, the one time I get a really nice anon, I can't even reply to it because tumblr keeps crashing every time I attempt to post it. And then won't load up again. Does anyone know what the hell is going on?
UNDERTALE ASKS
Leave the item in my ask box and I'll answer the question associated! Have fun!:
Bandage: What is a scene from the game that really connected with you?
Monster Candy: Who's your favorite character?
Spider Donut: Who's your favorite ship?
Spider Cider: What battle made you the most aggravated?
Butterscotch Pie: What friendship do you find the cutest?
Snowman Piece: If you were Frisk/Chara, would you have held onto the Snowman piece the entire time or used it?
Nice Cream: What's your favorite line and who said it?
Bisicle: What's your favorite land, and what was your least favorite?
Unisicle: While playing the game, was YOUR character a boy, girl, or no gender?
Cinnamon Bunny: If you were Alphys, what would your robot have been named and what would have been your shtick? (EX. Mettaton, he was a show host)
Astronaut Food: When you got to the part of the Undertale Musical, did you sing along with Mettaton?
Crab Apple: Did you battle more monsters for money when you realized you could buy Spider treats and not move on until you bought both?
Sea Tea: If you were Toby Fox, why did you put Onion San in the game?
Abandoned Quiche: Do you have any Undertale OC's? What are their names? Tell us about them.
Temmie Flakes: Did you ever even find Temmie village????? What did you think of it?
Dog Salad: How long did you pet the lesser dog? When you found the snowdogs did you have regrets?
Instant Noodles: How long did it take you to beat the music note puzzle?
Hot Dog...?: How many Hot Dogs did Sans put on your head before you moved on?
Hot Cat: Ketchup, or no ketchup?
Junk Food: Have you played more than one run of the games? What routes have you taken?
Hush Puppy: Have you seen any playthroughs? Who did you watch play?
Starfait: What would you have whispered to an Echo flower?
Glamburger: If you were Frisk/Chara, would you have had the courage to pose for the show? Think of the ratings!!!
Legendary Hero: When you started the game, did you know you didn't have to kill anyone?
Steak in the Shape of Mettaton's Face: How many hours have you put into gameplay so far?
Potato Chisps: Who's your favorite Undertale fan-artist?
Rock Candy: Did you look up how to beat any of the puzzles?
Last Dream: What's your favorite Undertale AU?
What We Planned To Do Today: Put up the Christmas tree, have hot chocolate, write my manuscript outline, play Splatoon with friends.
What We Ended Up Doing: None of that, sending Dad to the ER.
What a great way to spend a Sunday.
I’m a genius
I just realized something. Undertail artists, writers and fans aren’t sinners.
We’re blasfemers.
*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*
Send me "<3" if you like my OC! If you have an OC, reblog this and see how many you get!
AU-Symbol Meme
memeattic:
Send a symbol for an AU-starter where my muse is…
♞ a knight
■ blind
☁ deaf
╳ mute
▢ in a wheelchair
シ a murderer
♛ a king/queen
♔ crown prince/crown princess
♧ an animal
♀♂ transgender
☂ homeless
► a vlogger
✪ an actor
♬ a musician
✍ a writer
☕ IT-worker
$ a cashier
☙ a vet
☘ a doctor
💔 unhappily married
REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY TO DRAW SEXY / NUDE FAN ART OF YOUR OC
Some people are cool with fan art, but what about naked pin-up fan art?
It’s actually encouraged…
Some things go without saying!
Always.
Emotional Drabble Prompts
Send a word and I’ll write a drabble based on the below scenario.
Columba: My muse lashes out. Indus: My muse thinks about death. Lupus: My muse is frightened to tears. Pyxis: My muse has a horrible hangover. Phoenix: My muse dreams of a past/current relationship. Monoceros: My muse spends a lazy day in. Dorado: My muse reflects on a time long past. Carina: My muse uses physical activity to relax. Lyra: My muse reflects on a significant relationship. Puppis: My muse says something they don’t mean. Scutum: My muse rambles about a passion of theirs. Lepus: My muse is put into an embarrassing situation.
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? (both are for Millie or Honey, I guess) 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
“Hm... I think... the normal place is to have it on a bed, right? So I suppose the oddest place would be... the floor? And I suppose, off in the forest? It was pretty cold, though, so it didn’t last extremely long.”
“I’m a ghost, so I’m not sure if you’d call it havin’ sex... but I’ve gotten a few monsters off b’fore. Mostly in Grillby’s bar, very discrete-like. The poor guy still doesn’t know... Oh, and my previous husband, back when I had a body... we’d often-times do it on his exam. table or his desk. Aah, those were the best times the man gave me.”
28: Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
“Oh, it all depends on the person or monster! Everyone is very unique, and that’s what I love about everyone. I do have a fondness for tails, though...and I love hearing people’s voices; all the different sounds people make. Or the feeling and shape of their hands...”
“Their mouths. Those things are heavenly on my tentacles, and och, the sounds they’ll make when my tentacles fill ‘em up in every hole and crevice they can find, find every sensitive part of them, and just TAKE THEM... There’s no greater bliss.”
NSFW Asks
1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? 12: How often do you have sex? 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 35: Worst possible time to get horny: 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 39: Favorite foreplay activities: 40: What do you wear to bed? 41: When was the first time you masturbated: 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 53: Do you watch porn? 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? 58: Booty or Boobs? 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 65. What is your bra/penis size? 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 67. When was the last time you masturbated? 68. When was the last time you had sex? 69. When was the last time you watched porn? 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 71. Guys:Circumsized? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 80. Favorite sexual position? 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 82. Are you into any BDSM? 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? 84. Do you like dirty talk? 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 92. Ask whatever you want
Please please please ask me all of these
Escape Underground
straightouttasnowdin:
That blue gaze sparked curiously as he watched her, listening carefully to her words.
“I wasn’t aware there were monsters on the surface.” Fingers scratched idly at the back of his skull as he tried to mull that information over. If there were monsters on the surface, that only raised questions for the skeleton.
“Oh, yes, a lot, actually. Though, I wouldn’t really call it ‘the surface’...” Her hands rolled along her thighs in half-minded pats, as she no longer knew what to do with herself. With nothing else to focus on, she was going to get antsy soon. “We were trapped--or, they are, I was... somewhere. But we did see a lot more humans. And it was... very different than this place. It was definitely not as colorful...”
Well, you could hardly call ‘white’ a color, but combined with the christmas colors and the charming locale, it was definitely more pleasant to look at than the sterile, colorless walls of the Institute’s cells.
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