[venus-stood-still-1999]

[notbonedaddy]

y'all wait though the suggestions are man-slut f i r e

anyways someone has already made a playlist for your convenience

[rivaloli-deactivated20210928]

“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)

[khaleesi]

this counts and i’ll hear nothing against it

[queerasflux]

if watching sports counts as enjoying the sport, then watching video games counts as enjoying video games.

[valravvn]

𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯. 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.

[nessa007]

jenna marbles’ mission in life, besides creating quality youtube content, is to keep classic vines alive by constantly quoting them in her videos

[foulserpent]

i want to see my little boy.. here he comes

[iamanartichoke]

In Infinity War, Rocket calls the rest of the Guardians morons and later Thor is all, *earnestly* “Farewell and good luck, morons!” like he doesn’t know it’s an insult and guys, he lived on Earth with Tony Stark for two years. He knows what a moron is. That fluffy ball of sunshine just felt like being a little shit. And I now headcanon that Thor probably does this kind of thing a lot bc he gets a kick out of it.

[oedipiphany]

#he so does #look at his face when he says ‘so cool’ #he loves to be a lil shit#HE GREW UP WITH LOKI HE KNOWS HOW TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE#and he 100% enjoys getting one over on people the same as he would if it WERE loki @angst-wizard

[rescueironman-deactivated201909]

That was 600000% intentional on Thor’s part, as op said, and nothing can convince me otherwise. I love this adorable golden ball of floof.

[greyannis]

A gif for Mermay!

[gallusrostromegalus]

This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ill-horse]

[supersonicart]

Remko Gap Heemskerk x INPRNT.

God, I love these images of New York City by artist Remko Gap Heemskerk, all of which are available as fine art prints in his INPRNT Shop!

This is a sponsored post by INPRNT (They’re really awesome, check them out on Tumblr) but I still get to choose and write about the artists :)

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

[homophobic-slur]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

I thought this was funnier than I should have

[michichocoleto]

Dark prince…. is perfect….. so in love XD

[michellepsychologist]

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[havanasliu]