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Iris 🌈🗝👁 almost 30 ✨️mid identity crisis (again)✨️ very married and monogamous ✨️ Solitary Wiccan ✨️ fuck fascism, gender roles, and diet culture ✨️ 💚old urls: apocalyptasaur, wizardsaur, jellywizard, etc.💚

[jellywizard-thesequel]

Yeah, I'm that jellywizard. I can probably prove it, too, but idk how...

rainbow-jello-wizard-man, apocalyptasaur, wizardsaur, and temple-of-Uni were all me. Can't link them anymore because I nerfed my entire account... that I'd had since I was 15 🙃

Sorry for the intermission, lost my marbles for a while. Recovery is new territory for me, and diet culture is an evil entity on par with AI and billionaires. Stay fed and well-nourished, friends. Starving destroys your brain matter.

New blogs:

@jellywizard-edrecovery body positivity, confidence, self love, self care, anti-diet, anti-weightloss, & disordered eating recovery journey

@jellywizard-grimoire witchcraft, magic, the occult, philosophy, aesthetics, and Wicca

[vaspider]

Reminder to you and everyone you follow: back up your devices. Not tomorrow. Not next week. Now.

I back my computer up every six months and was planning to this week. I procrastinated by a day, and my SSD corrupted* — I lost six months of photos, including old photos of my life from now-deleted tumblr post, thousands of words of my writing, and game save files (luckily I emailed my two main Minecraft worlds to a friend last week so I only lost a few days of work). Not to mention that now my Windows will be up-to-date, 2½ years further ahead than mine had been. I'm going to have to battle ai back when I get my computer.

If you make a lot of art, back your work up way more often.

Please.

*Also, maybe don't download exports of any of your blogs, even small ones. That's what corrupted my drive. Literally and directly.

I feel pretty uncomfortable telling people not to take exports of their blogs, though I’m sorry that happened to you. Backing up and backing up your backups is a very good idea, though!

[kmartradiodj]

You think you don’t need to do it right now; this is the devil talking.

I said for years I needed to back up all my baby photos and videos. Then my house burned down, and I have no evidence of my childhood whatsoever. I now spray fully formed like Athena during the advent of social media.

Back it up now. Do it for me, please. Do it for all the memories I have lost. Don’t live with the regret I have.

[the-haiku-bot]

You think you don’t need

to do it right now; this is

the devil talking.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[joshuaballsett]

Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[dailyflicks]

ALICE IN WONDERLAND 1951 - Dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson & Hamilton Luske

[dailyflicks]

ALICE IN WONDERLAND 1951 - Dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson & Hamilton Luske

[kerleaaa]

The first 4 of my Heroines of the Caribbean series

(Going clockwise from the top left corner)

Flore Bois Gaillard - St. Lucia (Hewanorra)

Nanny of the Maroons - Jamaica (Xayamaca)

Catherine Flon - Haiti (Ayiti)

Carlota Lucumí - Cuba (Cabao)

If you liked to support an independent black artist, you can purchase prints and other merch here

[catchymemes]

[witcheswhimsy]

This is by Ainsley Drew @lousydrawingsforgoodpeople. Please credit cause they are a wonderful artist who deserves to be known better. And no. It's no AI generated. 😑

[bohemian-rhapsody-in-blue]

Thank you for adding the source!!! The drawing doesn’t seem to be on their Tumblr for us to reblog it from, but here’s a link to it on their Instagram!

[jellywizard-thesequel]

Reblog this with the artist & title of whatever album would fix you right now,

Then put on your headphones and jam to it til you feel like a person again

[snowy-equinox]

Settle a debate for me

You answer a call from a number you don't know. Who should speak first?

Me--Saying hello or "this is [name]" is polite

The caller--They should explain why they're calling and prove they're not a scam

I never pick up from numbers I don't know/I don't own a phone/etc

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

[9to10lives]

[fer1972]

Portrait of a small boy reading by Gluyas Williams

[megamindsupremacy]

Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.

[megamindsupremacy]

Superman has a shirt that’s identical except it says “Not to say I’m Clark Kent but Clark Kent and I have never been seen together in the same room” and he wears it as Superman to acknowledge the popular meme that he, the godlike alien, and that random reporter from Kansas are the same person. The internet think he’s the funniest person on Earth. Bruce hates him with his whole being because STILL NOBODY GUESSES HIS SECRET IDENTITY even though he’s WEARING a SHIRT that SAYS IT RIGHT THERE

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Bruce Wayne once got called to jury duty and said he shouldn't be on the jury because he was Batman and had caught the guy going to trial. He couldn't lie about who he was, he was under oath! Bruce would think this was hilarious.

[iggyfing]

absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.

[figtreeandvine]

The thing about Denethor is that he not only succumbed to despair, he wanted to ensure that Faramir succumbed with him. Similarly, a lot of people now are not only succumbing to despair, they're actively proselytizing despair, trying to convince others to join them in their hopelessness. Despair is apparently lonely and they want company in their self-immolation.

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.

[depsidase]