UNDERNEATH THIS OAK TREE

Hello! I'm Jordan! I can get a bit weird. I can get a bit crazy. I tend to laugh at all the wrong moments. I don't take myself seriously. I also have a slight addiction to this site.

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These Florida kids are not fucking around. 

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By FDASuarez

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Actually when I was younger, my mom gave me this book and it teaches young girls to love themselves before they worry about what guys think of them. It really helped 12 year old me. The end of the book says “guys like girls who like themselves.” The title is meant to catch the attention of self-loathing teenage girls because they’re the ones who need to read it the most. So you all literally just judged a book by its cover. Go stand in the corner and think about what you did.

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oh

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How much respect I lose for someone the moment they use autism as an insult

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This graph also applies to people who use “r*t*rd” or any variations thereof as an insult/derogatory term.

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dunks in the toilet twice as fast for use of “autistic screeching”

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Damn he came for their lives 😂

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LIGHT THESE MOTHER FUCKERS UP COLIN

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we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

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people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

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ur blog

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u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

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you thinking that comment was necessary

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thinking

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wen u zoom in

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I love this post

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love

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It just keeps getting better

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overused captions

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Tumblr’s new layout

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tumblr

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the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

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Long ass posts

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Ass

[a13xmorgs]

How many souls did she steal?

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fuck me up

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holy FUCK

[iamaang]

Don’t be a pussy

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[charizord]

I’m the furcoat

[besnurched]

Is This Actually Funny or Am I Just Sleep Deprived? A novel by me

[writeasrayne]

Chances Are It’s Not, But At Least I’m Happy. The sequel.

[besnurched]

…this was such a wholesome addition….thank u

[jumex]

Honey, I contoured the kids

[paprika]

THIS