Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time.

Brooke.

[sexemulators]

[memeuplift]

[memeuplift]

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

[sapphleaf]

[thislooksexpensive]

Don’t make me say it….

[alisonzai]

[wittyworm]

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

[geniusoflove]

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[poeiraefemera]

[animatedtext]

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

[iiyong-deactivated20140314]

[bowsbeaniesandbananas]

He was a lil too ready for that

[harryshouse]

Watermelon Sugar | Harry Styles

[chris-evans]

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[hymnsofheresy]

peace be with y’all

[hymnsofheresy]

you. you get it. 

[the-droll-empress]

[ugly]

“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”

— (via itcuddles)