Here's to the rest of us

Anna/24/Italy

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[despazito]

His little pony...

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[teaboot]

My favorite thing to do to my brother is ask "can I tell you a secret?" and then rip ass. After a beat of shock and horror I tell him very seriously "don't tell anyone". I don't this 2-3 times a year so he has just enough time to forget. He always says yes

[roadwhores]

by jeremy ville

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[ginger-crvsh]

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

upside down 

sideways

out of a rock

upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

GODDAMN

TREE

none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!

[flygutzz]

i like trees

[succumbing-song]

[fairycosmos]

airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost £2 didn’t need charging didn’t randomly disconnect and didn’t get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap

[fairycosmos]

remember when phones just fucking had headphone jacks

[kosmogrl]

well let’s see if I care

[kosmogrl]

I DO

[kosmogrl]

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[heavensghost]

Accidentally put my whole fucking heart into something that wasnt fucking meant for me again fucking hell

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously