We do our job so you don’t have to!

The Immediate Murder Professionals. (Kids die for free.) Mod is 20. The owner is 23.

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Welcome to Underworld-Executioners!

Your one-stop shop for all your hellish assassination needs!

We are the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P), and we do the dirty work so you don’t have to! Whether it’s revenge, settling a score, or simply someone who annoys the crap out of you—no soul is out of our reach. Just fill out the contract and let Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona handle the rest (all under the table, of course).

What can you expect from this blog?

Deadly accurate answers: Got questions about how we work? Curious about life in hell? Or maybe you need a little "advice" on how to handle your enemies? Just drop by our ask box and we’ll get right on it.

Behind-the-scenes glimpses of the team!

Exclusive sneak peeks into our latest "jobs."

And, of course, plenty of demon-level snark from yours truly.

So, if you're bold enough to seek out I.M.P, you've come to the right place. Just remember, we don't do refunds and complaints... well, they might just land you on our client list!

I DO NOT REPLY TO COMMENTS ON MY POSTS DIRECTLY.

BLITZ CUSSES A LOT. BE WARNED.

Welcome to hell's finest service: Underworld-Executioners. We’re ready to kill it!

Other accounts: @nifftyhasaknife @ravenna-devial

@silence-the-radio @radioapple-of-the-underworld

"Speaking will look like this" (Color changes with each member.)

Actions will look like this (Color varies with emotions.)

Bliz is red.

Millie is orange.

Moxxie is green.

Loona is purple.

Mod is random colors.

Updates to this post will most likely be made in the future.

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*Hugs*

Take all the time you need! Just remind us you're alive now and then please :3

Will do!

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Hey Vivi.

It's been a long time since you were active.

I hope you are doing okay

please know that we (your fans) love and support you.

A lot has happened.

like, A LOT.

i'll spare you the boring stuff.

but i should also spare you the bad stuff.

let's just say; i'm a magnet for bad luck.

and i broke my knee cap lol.

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Blitzø

Do you think that stolas is gonna forgive you

"I am hoping he will, but I'm doubting it. At least for now, that is."

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blitzo, have you ever regret that you hurt verosika feelings?

"Honestly? Yes. I know she never deserved to be ditched."

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*The human is back, but he doesn't look human. he's instead a big ol cat, with snow white fur. he's currently just sitting in the corner, spaced out. of course he's got his tongue slightly poking out.*

"KITTY!"

Mille pops up out of nowhere, a big smile on her face as she spots the cat sinner. With a playful leap, she bounds toward them, full of excitement.

[penguinmaster9999]

*He smiles at her, lowering his head for east od access*

"You're an excited one"

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Without warning, Millie scoops up T and hugs him so tightly he might have felt his back pop.

"Oh, you are so cute! So so so so so cute!"

[penguinmaster9999]

*He speaks with surprise, given he was still a normal sized guy*

"Uh... but if a warning text time?"

*His tail is swaying back and forth*

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Millie clings to him with unwavering affection, completely absorbed in her joy and oblivious to everything happening around them.

"Too cute!!!!!!"

[penguinmaster9999]

*He just shrugs and nuzzles into her*

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Millie relaxes her grip on him a bit, creating a friendly space between them even though they’ve only just met. Despite their brief acquaintance, her eyes sparkle with warmth and genuine platonic affection, hinting at an immediate connection that feels promising.

"I didn't think sinners could be this cute.."

[penguinmaster9999]

*He starts purring*

"Didn't know imps could be so caring, either."

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Mille can hardly contain her excitement; she squeals joyfully enough to make the windows rattle when he starts to purr! With a big smile, she plants a sweet little kiss on his forehead and follows it up with some gentle pats.

"Most aren't. Blitz would have shot you by now, dear."

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*The human is back, but he doesn't look human. he's instead a big ol cat, with snow white fur. he's currently just sitting in the corner, spaced out. of course he's got his tongue slightly poking out.*

"KITTY!"

Mille pops up out of nowhere, a big smile on her face as she spots the cat sinner. With a playful leap, she bounds toward them, full of excitement.

[penguinmaster9999]

*He smiles at her, lowering his head for east od access*

"You're an excited one"

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Without warning, Millie scoops up T and hugs him so tightly he might have felt his back pop.

"Oh, you are so cute! So so so so so cute!"

[penguinmaster9999]

*He speaks with surprise, given he was still a normal sized guy*

"Uh... but if a warning text time?"

*His tail is swaying back and forth*

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Millie clings to him with unwavering affection, completely absorbed in her joy and oblivious to everything happening around them.

"Too cute!!!!!!"

[penguinmaster9999]

*He just shrugs and nuzzles into her*

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Millie relaxes her grip on him a bit, creating a friendly space between them even though they’ve only just met. Despite their brief acquaintance, her eyes sparkle with warmth and genuine platonic affection, hinting at an immediate connection that feels promising.

"I didn't think sinners could be this cute.."

[pigeonsfx2763]

Guys. I'm not even from America, and I'm making a post about this.

My friends have been saying that trump needs only 5 more votes to win. So I gotta say this.

Vote for Kamala Harris. Do NOT vote for trump.

If trump wins, the suicide rates will go up. Trans rights will basically be invisible.

this is not fucking good.

Please, I swear to god, vote for Kamala Harris. Please.

Trump is going to cause something horrible. please, guys. If you don't vote trump, lives can be saved...

Edit(16:19 UK): FUCK!!! WE FUCKING LOST

I AM GOING TO FUCKING THROW MY TV OUT THE WINDOW-

And btw I didn't see the result until 15 minutes ago-

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Yeah, I checked the countings and I'm not sure what to say.

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"Yikes."

"I did not think she would get so triggered by that comment..."

(Context:)

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Hi Vivi!

Why don't you have a character for yourself? Nyx does.

(I'm talking about that one cartoon character thing that Nyx has)

Hey, Anon.

A character like this??

I do not, for a few reasons.

I have no idea where to start

Nyx is more of the character maker

I may or may not be super lost on what to do..........

[keenie-bopper]

I can’t believe Seviathan VonEldritch is the one who owns Alastor’s soul!

Talk about a bad break up! He was so jealous, that he sent an overlord to spy on his ex! Now that’s just pathetic! Oops! Spoiler Alert!

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Good thing I was the one to see this and not Nyx.

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*The human is back, but he doesn't look human. he's instead a big ol cat, with snow white fur. he's currently just sitting in the corner, spaced out. of course he's got his tongue slightly poking out.*

"KITTY!"

Mille pops up out of nowhere, a big smile on her face as she spots the cat sinner. With a playful leap, she bounds toward them, full of excitement.

[penguinmaster9999]

*He smiles at her, lowering his head for east od access*

"You're an excited one"

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Without warning, Millie scoops up T and hugs him so tightly he might have felt his back pop.

"Oh, you are so cute! So so so so so cute!"

[penguinmaster9999]

*He speaks with surprise, given he was still a normal sized guy*

"Uh... but if a warning text time?"

*His tail is swaying back and forth*

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Millie clings to him with unwavering affection, completely absorbed in her joy and oblivious to everything happening around them.

"Too cute!!!!!!"

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*The human is back, but he doesn't look human. he's instead a big ol cat, with snow white fur. he's currently just sitting in the corner, spaced out. of course he's got his tongue slightly poking out.*

"KITTY!"

Mille pops up out of nowhere, a big smile on her face as she spots the cat sinner. With a playful leap, she bounds toward them, full of excitement.

[penguinmaster9999]

*He smiles at her, lowering his head for east od access*

"You're an excited one"

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Without warning, Millie scoops up T and hugs him so tightly he might have felt his back pop.

"Oh, you are so cute! So so so so so cute!"

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*The human is back, but he doesn't look human. he's instead a big ol cat, with snow white fur. he's currently just sitting in the corner, spaced out. of course he's got his tongue slightly poking out.*

"KITTY!"

Mille pops up out of nowhere, a big smile on her face as she spots the cat sinner. With a playful leap, she bounds toward them, full of excitement.

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(Also there are two anons here. There’s me, I sent the last two asks. Sorry for confusing things, that was my fault for interrupting and not communicating/identifying properly.)

Don't be sorry. You did nothing wrong.

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I just started swearing like Blitzø today when this manual pencil sharpener wouldn’t sharpen my pencils and instead decided to break them and get chunks of the pencils stuck in the sharpener so I had to empty and clean it out with q-tips over and over and over and over-

"That's a bit rude. I do not swear that much."

"....."

LMAO! I love this. I get this, and I need to see more of you, Anon!

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(I was just trying to interact in character. Sorry for bothering you, I didn’t know that.)

You did act in character. But seriously? I'm not really mad, just a bit annoyed and confused.

But I refuse to be like certain people, so I have to say this.

I am sorry for lashing out. And I am sure Nyx will ridicule me for that.