[kosmogrl]

I don’t want to do anything

[berrytart]

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[littlest-bugz]

When you’re mid sentence and suddenly forget literally everything you were talking about

[exitwound]

mutuals

[ryebreadgf]

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

[pidgeydraws]

Into the forest a short distance, he heard Jarlaxle coming quickly behind him. The mercenary said not a word—the tormented Entreri was truly glad of that!—but just walked up beside and matched his every step. Soon after, Jarlaxle draped an arm across Entreri’s shoulders, and the assassin hadn’t the strength to shove it aside.

He was kidding himself again, he knew. He didn’t want to shove it aside.

Thank you @revajiki for this commission!

commission info/donation tip jar

[shrimpigman]

Mark Grayson Invincible after being at the center of countless tragedies, witnessing catastrophic gore on a civic scale, seeing his own father perpetrate said gore, being beaten within an inch of his life, choking on his own blood, losing loved ones to violent atrocities and moral oblivion, having his internal organs ripped open and dragged out, being brutally raped, and forced to commit atrocities of his own: yeah no I’m fine yeah it’s just the job yknow superhero stuff

[depsidase]

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[cherrysnax]

I’m tired of “gooners” I’m tired of 4chan terms I’m tired of casual racism I’m tired of all this shit we have to pretend is normal so we don’t upset like the few people who conflate their identities with being edgy, racist and insufferable

[suncaptor]

linked tree (includes options to donate to Ghanaian projects)

petition to show support

[fuckyeahsapphics]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH HONEYS!👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾🏳️‍🌈✨

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want