under your porch

"I was hiding under your porch because I love you."

[winterswake]

#sorry Baby Yoda!

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[shit-before-the-shovel]

PHMYGOF

[sweet-cozy-home]

[mrcloudmotivation]

| MY TUMBLR BLOG |

Look at the stars, they are shining for you :)

[astrolollygy-blog]

Did the signs survive the Titanic?

Yes: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Saggitarius, Aquarius, Pisces

No: Leo

[masculinityissofragile]

MAN SIZE KLEENEX FOR MY MALE TEARS

[theletterkilleth]

Tears are not the bodily fluid that came to mind when I saw special kleenex marketed at men…

[masculinityissofragile]

OH

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[mooseblogtimes]

[gold]

IM DYING

[cantpronouncefromtivoli]

This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website

[aerogrammestudio]

From  How I Became a Famous Novelist by Steve Hely

[irkdesu]

JFC.

[rcmclachlan]

ETCH THIS INTO MY HEADSTONE.

[mayahan]

“Illustrations That People Who Love Sleeping Will Understand” by Lingvistov

[tosquinha]

I’m making a shirt design for my potato self and Sam is me

[the-hobbit]

“I get Orlando a lot. We often get mistaken for each other. Recently we appeared at Comic-Con together and Orlando looked at me and said, “Dude – this is just weird! We could be brothers.” It’s a compliment for me, of course.”

Luke Evans on being mistaken for Orlando Bloom

[underyourporch]

But for real, sassy Orlando in that last .gif, irl lol.

[behindthefourthwall]

requested by anonymous

[faithlehne]

S: Strategy? A: Just hold my hand. 

tv meme: (3/3) Bromances: Angel & Spike

[socialnetworkhell]

I want to see them do an episode of The Price is Right with ultra rich people I want to see Mitt Romney try to tell me what he thinks the price of dish soap is

[mycupofstars]

[ipayinblood]

hey so everyone reblog this with your starbucks order in the tags cause I’m training and I need to practice writing the acronyms and shit on the cups

[elevenfeathers]

I’m not american, nor do I live in a country that has starbucks, but I just looked at the tags and I am horrified

I’m no coffee snob but oh my god what the everloving fuck

#double chocolatey chip frappuccino with a pump of toffee nut syrup and a pump of cinnamon dolce syrup

#venti green tea frappe with carmell walls and java chips no whip

#grande starbucks doubleshot on ice breve no classic one pump sugar free hazelnut one pump sugar free vanilla

#vente iced black tea no water with 6 pumps of classic and cream   what does this even mean??? tea with no water????

#vanilla bean frappucino with a pump of raspberry syrup and 2 scoops of java chips with whipped cream and caramel drizzle

these aren’t fucking coffees these are fall out boy songs

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Finally, a political party we can all stand behind. 

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I needed this today.