* Relax, babe.

* Not everything's a competition... I just want to watch shoujo and water my garden. {Indie Personality Swap Undyne}

[texts-from-underground]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Follow your dreams. (by Jake Likes Onions)

[imhavingcontractions]

Amazing

[tastes-like-skeletxns-blog]

I GOT SO WASTED LAST NIGHT THAT I FORGOT WHAT YEAR IT WAS AND

[undynastic-blog]

* Smooth.

[deactivated3234killmykioff2k16]

[visceran]

Atypical of a little baby. Why don’t you run home to your reptilian bitch wife and tell her about it. 

[undynastic-blog]

* Plot twist, I’m not dating Alphys.

[visceran]

@undynastic You are like a little baby.

[undynastic-blog]

* Oh no. Here come the tears.

[unholyconcessions]

* better get your boxing gloves, i’m coming after you next.

[undynastic-blog]

* Lmao no?

[undynastic-blog]

* @unholyconcessions Any time.

[undynastic-blog]

[undynastic-blog]

* Local skeleton hasa heart

[tastes-like-skeletxns-blog]

ME: LITERALLY SKIPS ALL ICEBREAKERS AND TRIES TO GET DIRECTLY INTO THE GOSSIP,

[undynastic-blog]

* The goodshit

[boysloveskatergirls]

🌜Ready to take on the world lookin all cute. 🎀 In love with my @sugarbone patch 😍 #rollergirl #rollerskating #cute #sailormoon #girlgang #igers #igersoftheday by yessiichula http://ift.tt/1nOHZV9

[tastes-like-skeletxns-blog]

@undynastic AND I ARE CHILLIN

CAN’T WAIT FOR HER TO MEET CRICKETS, LMFAO

[undynastic-blog]

* I forgot you caught a human.

[unholyconcessions]

{{ art dump i guess! }}

Keep reading

[tastes-like-skeletxns-blog]

IS THERE AN EMOJI FOR SHOTS. 

[undynastic-blog]

* Nah, just some bear glasses and a wine glass.

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CAN YOU GET TO MY TIMELINE.

[undynastic-blog]

* Yeah.

[tastes-like-skeletxns-blog]

I LITERALLY CAN NOT WAIT TO GET ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED

WHO WANTS TO COME DO SHOTS W/ME

[undynastic-blog]

* I have nothing to do.