HumaanKameleonn

pansexual. entp. toronto.

[dirtsnakes]

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

[emmastudies]

i hope 2019 includes a lot of tom holland content

[luvbey]

whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[alexander]

face of the alt right

[liquidstar]

kim possible came out in 2002??

[snarkiwi-moved-deactivated20200]

Good for her

[sirredmayne]

I’m color-blind, but I can pick out that [Yves Klein] blue anywhere. I wrote 30,000 words on this color, and I never grew tired of it. The pigment is staggering. It’s amazing that a color can be so emotional. One can only hope to achieve that intensity in acting.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

all hail eddie redmayne, patron saint of academic bullshittery

[sophibeans]

You have been visited by the Eddie Redmayne of bullshit, reblog to have plenty of bullshit to spew on your final exams

[communist-murder-hands]

This is the level of academic fuckery I strive to achieve

[jamesrhodey]

[29/?] (insp.)

[jamesrhodey]

[24/?] (insp.)

[oh-archivist]

Today’s adventure

[noya-sunflower]

This is wholesome

[cryofthegypsy-blog]

Me to a newborn baby: Man u gotta see this *puts on Fleetwood Mac Rhiannon live 1976*

[memesonthehour]

[taahko]

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

[taahko]

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

[daniel-oneiroi]

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

[weedjoke420-deactivated20140603]

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

[kirkaut]

[das-asoziale-netzwerk]

[annullo13]

And their total willingness to just outright ignore them thus allowing them to flourish.