[ven0moth]

i wonder if ill be blogging as an old person in a nursing home on my iphone 4000

[hilariousgrindr]

“You can die poor then” lmao 😂 😂 😂

[pettycentral]

[thetenderpassion]

[sailor--spoon]

Okay but using Karen for the betterment of others is a genius move I never could have seen coming

[rockandrollchick29]

[onlytwitterpics]

[tamhonksss]

uncanny 

[tamhonksss]

[fixitstevenjunior]

IM LEAVING

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

i’m staying

[surprisebitch]

now THIS is a Live Action im here for

[jasonapham]

[enchanted-dystopia]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

[profeminist]

[mysliceoffun]

Representation is SO important.

[quotemadness]

My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to find peace with exactly who and what I am. To take pride in my thoughts, my appearance, my talents, my flaws and to stop this incessant worrying that I can’t be loved as I am.

Anaïs Nin (via quotemadness)

[bob-belcher]

[bob-belcher]

[rumpled]

Rush Hour bloopers.

[queen-of-quiet-queefs]

This is the cutest thing.

[jjnora]

jackie chan is so innocent

the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language

but he’s a cutie patootie uwu

[onlytwitterpics]

[somecutething]

A cat waking up from surgery

[daco-broman]

I am losing my shit

[yeahiwasintheshit]

everyone trying to get me in the uber

[no-chill-at-all]

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[bellygangstaboo]