lol why tho?

20 i literally contribute nothing to this shit website. i just say thinks in the tags of my reblogs

[nintendette]

Pregat = fertile Pragnet = 1-3 months Pregnart = 4-5 months Pregonate = 6-7 months Pregante = 8-9 months Pregananant = overdue

[hurricanevicky-deactivated20180]

What about Gregnant?

[stillinmoratorium-deactivated20]

false pregnancy

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[aggressivetapdancing]

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[amarakaran]

Put your “feel better shows” in the tags, AKA the shows you watch when you’re having a bad day and really need to smile

[egberts]

😂 is just the XD of the modern era

[alien--chan]

Dont do this

[egberts]

[dcmultiverse]

[unexplainableminds]

The signs as things I've seen at school

Aries: a girl holding a giant cardboard cutout of Kanye wests head Taurus: a boy wearing a unicorn head Gemini: a boy that tied himself to a chair and couldn’t get himself out Cancer: a boy that was shuffling cards under the table during class Leo: a boy that screeched because fetty wap came on his phone Virgo: a girl that fell then spun around and pretended to dance Libra: an all girls choir randomly breaking out into an Ed Sheeran song because this random girl knew how to play it on the piano Scorpio: a short person telling me that I’m in trouble for no reason Sagittarius: a boy in a “no one knows I’m secretly a lesbian” tshirt Capricorn: a boy that wears a pikachu hat Aquarius: a girl that played the ukulele in English Pisces: a dance battle between some teachers and students

[sunbutch]

I just taught a pretty girl how to use a vending machine and I'm gonna die

there’s no way this girl didn’t know how to use a vending machine. she thought you were cute, formed a game plan, and fucking executed it. i’m proud of her

[sunbutch]

tag yourself are you the girl pretending not to know how to use a vending machine because she’s gay and useless or the girl who genuinely believed it because she’s gay and useless

[railroadsoftware]

cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal arts

[celebritydachshund]

View this post on Instagram

[onetimeisawacat]

I’m crying

[existthin]

I like to keep my metabolism on her toes.

Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)

[butterflia]

literally me i’m cryinf

[accras]

“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

[startrekrenegades]

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

[gardnerhill]

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

[sangrexderramada]

Me as a father

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

this is so pure

[valerie1972]

Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.

Everything about this video makes me happy.

[gifbro]

[skypig357]

Man of the year

[pfcanimal]

Dude, that is some action hero gangster shit, give that man a beer.

[10370150]

goddamn heroics

[rockyp77-deactivated20190802]

Damn quick thinking.  Well done.

[washington-acp]

He got both of them, too.

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[akumeoy]

me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough

[princvsx]

well 2017 has been a scooter to the ankle

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez