no control

[saiaku]

[coolhandofagirl-deactivated2015]

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

[thoodleoo]

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[cut3blogger-deactivated20140319]

“we’re having guests over come downstairs”

[chavvesty]

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

[the-errant-mycorrhizae]

First flower ever grown in space bloomed today!

[goose-dad]

Yay!

[toocooltobehipster]

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[pettycentral]

[earthdad]

me: ur ugly

me, to myself: okay but did i ask?

[onlytwitterpics]

[dinuguan]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Link to tweet:

Nisha on Twitter

“This man lost his job for speaking up at Carl's Jr! Carl's Jr on Westheimer and Kirkwood. Share!!! @KPRC2 @KHOU”

[ameliastardust]

whenever i try and make an astute observation

[jumex]