I'm here for the cake

Please show me to the food table I care nothing for the actual party itself

[snappy-snap]

The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

[mizgrownnonsense]

[snappy-snap]

This is so great!!!! Thanks for the addition! The future is bright!!

[winemom-culture]

[winemom-culture]

I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about this

[redsparrow12]

TURN THE FUCKING AUDIO ON

[daftpatience]

he did stay in the bed after i put it back down ;w;

[daftpatience]

before anyone’s like “gimme da baby” I will happily share the baby

[lilyemrys]

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

[lectorel]

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

[writingfeedsthedarkestones]

I will elaborate but it won't make anything clearer

[the-orangeauthor]

Yes I will elaborate but I'll forget my original point after 30 seconds

[melonmemes]

Solid evidence

[30-minute-memes]

[memeuplift]

[lesbianralzarek]

"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny

[buginateacup]

[peashooter85]

Bruh like the gold and silver medalists for women's skateboarding are 13 year old girls when I was 13 I once put grapes in the microwave thinking they would turn to raisins.

[thebluehue22-deactivated2025061]

They do this too they are just also really good at skateboarding.

[finalfantasy1997-moved-deactiva]

liking a fictional male character like He's my pet hamster

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

this image is slaughtering me

[icyblueroses]

get rekt

[beaconfantasies]

This version of Batman is criminally underrated

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This version of Batman fought Dracula

[prolifeproliberty]

This is right up there with “what do I have in my pockets?”

[tastefullyoffensive]

My kind of party. (via _cooper)

[dutchster]

Wait! there’s more!

this is the best thing ever

[neverthere12345]

A man made up random bills, and just sent them over to Facebook and Google. Facebook and Google, not caring, paid those bills thinking they were just random bills they had to pay. He stole around $122million.

[truckpussy]

we are all Morty

[spellcasting-jester]

SORRY IT ISNT THEFT IF THEY GAVE IT TO HIM!!!

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[the-son-of-hell]

The tags fucking one shotted me

[nick-is-kinda-dum]

Damn she really musta been working 9 to 5 to make those women

[alphedhel]

What a way to make a living.

[margotgifs]

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like: