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EPITHET: MAINE

You summon a bunch of trees, forest mainers with broken cars and an ignorance of the law, and a weird feeling of uneasiness like something is watching you at all times

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EPITHET: CONSTITUTION

You’re only capable of reciting Constitutions

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EPITHET: HEADPHONES

You turn into headphones

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jesus this blog hit 1000 while i wasnt looking uhhhh. should i do something for that?? what do yall want to see more of on this blog (dont say "posts" i KNOWWW ive been inactive im sowwy !)

#not unfortunate #i could try to catch up on some of those epithet evals hsjdjej. they have been. sitting in my inbox oopsie #AHH A BUG. ok im safe

EPITHET: NOOB

You suck at everything

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EPITHET: QUENTIN TARANTINO

you make shitty movies that im forced to watch for film class

#unfortunate epithets #epithet erased #i have watched THREE of these things. and i have to watch ANOTHER ONE later #before this class i didnt care about quentin. i saw posts about hating him and his 'films' and i was like well ive never seen any.#they cant be that bad! but i was wrong

EPITHET: SOAP

You have to clean everything, even if you don't want to. And even though you smell good other people just... Get tired of lavender after a while...

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EPITHET: OHIO

You are, really boring

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EPITHET: HARD BARRIER

An UNBREAKABLE BARRIER.....

The size of a pea

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EPITHET: UNIMPRESSED

you see things that are epic and you simply say "eh"

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EPITHET: EMO

teenage angst be hittin real hard 😔👊

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EPITHET: KAREN

You have the signature haircut, you’re entitled and you’re always asking for the manager

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EPITHET: HYPERTHERMIA

You’re always cold

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EPITHET: HEATSTROKE

You’re always too hot, running high fevers, and you keep passing out randomly from overheating

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beepathan

i have some possum pictures saved and i think its about time they get some use. so take this quiz to find out which possum picture from my computer you are

everybody is making quizzes so i thought. maybe i will make one. tag what you got im euhh + rubber ducky !

#yes i am using my clout from this blog to promote my possum quiz what of it #not unfortunate

EPITHET: CUCK

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EPITHET: GAY

you're cool

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