This man is getting his chest chopped off!! Yippee!!!
But this man also still has bills to pay while he's recovering.
If you can offer any assistance it is forever appreciated
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This man is getting his chest chopped off!! Yippee!!!
But this man also still has bills to pay while he's recovering.
If you can offer any assistance it is forever appreciated
somethings coming....
Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.
Why is this back on my dash in 2018
Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018
Holy shit its actually happening
it’s not weird to find fanfiction from 2021, or 2017, or 2014 that you’ve never read and actually taking your time to read it.
it’s not weird to love it and comment and leave kudos because the author will probably still see it someday and it will make them happy.
it’s not weird to like said author’s work so much that you want to go look for other fics from them.
it’s not weird to go through the authors profile and look for other fics from the ships you like (or maybe some that you’ll give a chance because you liked the author) and maybe bookmark them for later.
it’s not weird to read these other fics and like them too and comment on them because you actually like them and you want to let the author know.
it’s not weird to read fanfiction from 5, or 8, or 10 years ago and actually enjoy and engage with it because it’s perfectly normal to relate to something that’s less than a decade old!
let’s stop treating fanfiction like they’re instagram posts that stop being interesting in 24 hours! fanfiction is NOT social media, fanfiction is art!!! and art doesn’t get old in one day, one year, or even a decade!
read fanfiction! write fanfiction! comment on fanfiction! let’s not let fanculture die people!!!!!
Not only is it not weird, it is ACTIVELY ENCOURAGED. Authors LOVE IT when people do this!!! Its not "weird" and its not "neutral" -- its a fucking DELIGHT. Feel very absolutely free to read though an author's entire back catalogue, leaving kudos and/or comments along the way; we absolutely freaking love when someone does this. There is nothing more joyful than getting a comment notification for an old fic. It will make our day, I promise.
There needs to be a special word for the warm, gratifying feeling that you get when you watch someone kudos everything you've ever written in a specific fandom in backwards order over 3 days. and that word needs a modifier to express the inexpressible joy when they start leaving comments on every story no matter how old it is.
no talk me if you have hate in your heart for the fruit of the cow 🧀😤
dont call it that.
bro you literally call your cold cuts "slommy"
that was supposed to be between us
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
LOVE THIS!!!
Moon Day’s coming up, lads!
Happy Moon Day, everyone!
IT'S MOON DAY MONDAY LADS
"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s
Am I really about to be out at the sex club trans dance night until 5am because that’s how late it goes and that’s when buses start running again in the morning and I already missed my last bus of the night? Well I think you can context clue that one
It’s been a good night so far uwu rn tho I’m just vibing on a couch to the dj set having phone time because my legs are jello
MY FUCKING CAR
being able to hear someone criticizing your behaviour or something you like whether it's music or tv shows or a restaurant you like or clothes or whatever and not immediately collapsing emotionally or responding as though you're being physically attacked is one of the most important skills to develop and a sign of maturity and resilience. if you react like you're a caged animal every time you encounter someone who doesn't like something you do or dislikes something you like or just straight up doesn't like you that needs to be addressed if you want to grow as a person and not live in a constant state of insecurity. if you assume that someone disagreeing with you or disliking something you like, especially if it's an opinion on art and media, automatically impacts your worth as an individual or makes you react the same way you did when you were 5 and another kid didn't want to play with you that needs to be addressed idk what to say it's time to develop some resilience
Am I really about to be out at the sex club trans dance night until 5am because that’s how late it goes and that’s when buses start running again in the morning and I already missed my last bus of the night? Well I think you can context clue that one
New Fic: False Alarm
It's HERE! Happy almost birthday @pomerqueen!!!
Summary:
Shane and Ilya's night together at the 2021 All Star Weekend is interrupted by an untimely fire alarm. Chaos and panic ensue.
Snippet:
“It’s a fire alarm,” Shane grits.
“I know,” Ilya says. “But why the fuck is it interrupting us?”
“Maybe there’s a fire,” Shane suggests the fucking obvious.
Ilya sniffs. “I don’t smell smoke.”
“Maybe it’s on a different floor!” Shane argues. He really didn’t think this would be a difficult concept to grasp for someone who he thinks happens to be pretty smart.
“Ah,” Ilya says, then kisses Shane’s bare shoulder. “Not our fire. Not our problem.”
“Ilya!” Shane wriggles away from him. “It’s still a fire! I am certain you know how those work.”
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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling
just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design
can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
baby need smoko
BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO
IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO