Sshhhit

Paigee, 21, completely given up on life. ☠️

[memewhore]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

[florapatite]

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

[faggymcfly]

the reason things like zack and cody and waverly place worked is because they were simple concepts that you could do a lot with. two twins live in a hotel. the same twins live on a cruise ship. wizards and other fantasy creatures exist in an urban setting. Nowadays Disney and Nickelodean sitcoms are all like ‘this family has a dog that can eat metal’ and they expect five seasons out of that.

[akron-squirrel]

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[xkatebishop]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we are born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

[dwightschrutc]

“You just got Holtzmanned, baby!”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[unfortunate-eventss]

Don't be sorry... just don't do it again.

[letyourselfliveagain]

[symphony-of-destruction-97-deac]

@ioragazzodaparete

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[thebootydiaries]

always wanted to be one of those girls who carry little bottles of lotion w them, just reached in my bag and found a mustard packet

[pterodactuality]

i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”

[thehonestauthor]

Adding on to that first draft like:

[labias]

[tomfletcherscats]

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”