Get the Badonkadonks

claw | 20 | he/him

[savethelifeofmychild]

he’s not just some guy he’s bisexual

[statictay]

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

[beethoven]

i hope i think of this video in the last moments before i die

[redpandarascal]

hot tip: soup is customizable! Go wild but know your limits.

[testosteronetwink]

[beatcroc]

who the fuck started this ‘prev tags’ nonsense. is that the work of those twitter kids that allegedly migrated here. stop that. if yall want people to see someone else’s tags just copy and paste or screenshot add them in a comment on the reblog like god intended

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

Naughty Dog abandoned their tradition. First they make 3 main games, then the 4th is kart racer. Crash 1-3 then Team Racing, Jak 1-3 then Jak X but now it’s Uncharted 1-3 and not 4. Where’s my Uncharted kart racer? Where’s Unkarted?

[pumpkinleif]

At this rate we’ll never get The Fast of Us. :(

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

[poisondartlesbian]

*Dr Doofenshmirtz voice* you see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a child, my mother was pushed off a cliff by a pack of dalmatians

[prokopetz]

The basic premise of the Pokémon journey is objectively hilarious when applied to literally any other profession. Like, imagine if becoming a dentist involved going on a yearlong walking tour of the surrounding countryside, cleaning the teeth of various fanciful monsters with increasingly esoteric dental apparatus, culminating in performing a six-hour root canal for a five-headed dragon who may or may not be God.

[prokopetz]

Halfway through your journey you discover that the American Dental Association is really an ancient conspiracy that’s scheming to use fluoridated drinking water to turn people’s teeth into radio receivers for communications from aliens. Resolving this situation somehow involves you filling a cavity for a woolly mammoth. The incongruity of a living mammoth in the modern era is never satisfyingly addressed.

[teathattast]

[neongreentoxicity]

We just gonna ignore that Who voted for themself? 

[j-liz]

It was flawless logic even Who concluded they couldn’t fight.

[kakyoiniisms]

I don’t know anything about ace attorney

[umbrellatoast]

You seem to know everything

[pseudomantis]

[pissvortex]

the phenomenon of dumb gamers hearing caesar reference Hegelian dialectics in an entirely self-serving and unscientific way in order to justify fascism and actually getting convinced that he’s right is one of the more tragic things about new vegas. in a game rife with incredibly on-the-nose satire about anti-communism and american exceptionalism, there’s one dialogue encounter with the warlord of an army of racist ancient rome cosplayers where they basically make him recite a Mussolini speech and just half of the people that hear it are like “damn this guy’s spitting facts!”. scary to think about

[dykestucks]

happy birthday june egbert

[revieloutionne]

[pokemon-personalities]

the older i get the more i understand and relate to psyduck... he just wants to be loved and appreciated but he has so much anxiety and also a headache

[imp]

remember when tumblr said we could monetize our blogs and then nothing happened.

[groblin-official-deactivated202]

speak for yourself broke boy

[turing-tested]

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days

[turing-tested]

[brucebocchi]