misguided

21||she/her||Taurus🌞Cancer🌚Taurus⬆️

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[violetsandshrikes]

watching people on tiktok consume borax is uh. something.

[violetsandshrikes]

having to say “don’t eat borax” was not on my 2023 bingo

[violetsandshrikes]

@the-puffinry

Can’t believe in the year 2023 we have to say: do not consume borax. It will not provide a “parasite cleanse”, it does not combat the “evil fluoride” in your water, and it is not a super mineral. It will damage your organs. Also, it’s not rated for human consumption so frankly, who knows what it’s cross-contaminated with (my personal bet would be arsenic).

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Absolutely love when I Google something I've never heard of and find the reason I've never heard of it is because it's been banned in the EU for safety concerns

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[finalgrrrl]

this summer i will learn italian and french and russian and run a marathon everyday and work for three months and get fifty new ear piercings and read every work of high literature ever created and watch every movie. but most importantly just chill and relax

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

[twiddlebug]

anyone else sick to death of that fucking elephant

[thenewguy1984-deactivated202601]

Don’t worry babe. I’ll make it fit.

[drops-of-universe]

Me talking to my stomach when the food is too good but im already full

[divinestrike]

um … compilation

[artofgerald]

Designs for most of the Minecraft animals <3 planning to implement them when I'm finished with the monsters!

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out

[ilovedummyboy123]

[anxietyproblem]

[pinkprincess]

[shynestar]

my thought process behind every purchase is “what princess wants princess gets”

[memeuplift]

[disgustinggf]

girls only want one thing

[ekimn]

rough sex in a soft relationship

[jaubaius]

Anatolian shepherd dog puppy in training

[weaselle]

they live with the herd and the herd accepts them as part of the herd, just, “that’s our Dave, he’s a bit strange but we love him, knew him when he was just a lamb you know” and the dog just lives among them as one of them but then if a wolf or somethin comes along the herd is like “O Reely? Have you met our Dave” and the wolf gets to make the acquaintance of Dave, 200 lbs of teeth and muscle who believes the wolf is there to kill his actual family and is pretty upset about it. 

that is the difference between a shepherd guarding dog and a shepherd herding dog. Herding dogs are NOT part of the herd, they use modified hunting techniques to bully the herd into moving where they are meant to go. They are built for speed and agility, often as small as 35 to 45 lbs, and are absolutely no match for a wolf. Plus, the herd doesn’t trust them, is suspicious of them, which is how the herding works