Bad Bitch With Anxiety

Also probably a drug problem

[acoolsuggestion]

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆

[c-rowteeth]

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

[unfortunatelystillliving]

Hungry hungry dukko

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[thishartominefeelz]

OH MY GAWWWWDDD

[wilwheaton]

PLAY THIS WITH THE SOUND TURNED ON IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

[stability]

[penelopefoxtail-deactivated2020]

[sheepfilms]

[nerdjpg]

[igglooaustralia]

fgdzgljghsghfhg

[sirfrogsworth]

Judges?

[icameas-roman]

[therottenharvest]

“Beep beep, bitch. You’re gay”

[carrionthird]

[*between laughter* “this fucking filter looks like a gay barcode scanner. beep beep bitch, you’re gay!”]

[unfortunatelystillliving]

Some artists I can’t fw no matter how big they get (ex: jay-z) and some I just accept regardless of how trash they are (ex: bhad bhabie, lil pump) and, honestly, that’s how I know the ladder sold their souls to the illuminate 🤷🏻‍♀️

[anxietydaddy]

[coinfarts]

Being over 30:

[pr0bablyarobot]

Why do I immediately think that anyone talking in a slightly stern tone is angry with me?

[fithoneys]

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

I’m the screaming at the last second

[queerandbrown]

cuz im strong

[1cherryyy-deactivated20170115]

“You’re so quiet” nah fam I talk. Just not to you

[babyanimalgifs]

Starting the day with an Otter

[oxfordcommaforever]

Oh. My. God.

[whateverwaythewindblows]

It’s like a cat snake and I want an army of them

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[hiiloveyouhi]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[unfortunatelystillliving]

Why are we all so confident that aliens are smarter than us?🤔

[cinnaluna]

brain: sad

me: wait what why? everything is fine right n-

brain: sad and gUILTY