heart breaker, fry taker

give me fry or give me die

[egberts]

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

losing it over this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

post on here: anyone else hate green grapes?

comment: this is actually a sign of both childhood trauma and adhd,

[dykesville]

op I know this is a joke but studies have actually shown a connection between affinity for grapes and adhd! our taste receptors show more affinity for sweet foods, which means that nah I’m just kidding but someone on here would say this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I CAN'T KEEP GETTING TRICKED LIKE THIS MBDJGJGDGJKL

[funnytwittertweets]

[maryfitzroy]

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[wonderlustbastard]

march is now in three days time i can’t do this shit

[lostbyz-deactivated20220205]

march is in what

[thedragonemperess]

You’re lying

[ananad1]

Excuse me you are wrong. It is clearly January 56th today. And it will be January in a few days too. Honestly

[brokentoys-co-deactivated202411]

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

First of all he’s perfect

[catasters]

[lemonsweet-moved]

Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

[girlballs-archive]

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

[indoorvoices]

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

[eco-socialism]

Water is wet

[aethersea]

yay I’m glad they did a study!

here’s the article link, dated 16 March 2020

for the record the study mostly focuses on energy consumption from travel + cooking & heating in private homes. results say that “in transport the richest tenth of consumers use more than half the energy”, while in cooking and heating “the top 10% of consumers used roughly one third of the total, presumably reflecting the size of their homes.”

heavy focus also on how the standard of living in the US & European countries is such that we consume WAY more energy than anyone else, by a truly ridiculous and astronomical degree. 

[blognotfound]

pls don’t let this flop

[nilesfreeman]

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

[absolutelynothingitellyou]

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

[zagreus]

tortured by the knowledge that mozart was a catboy

[zagreus]

[batteredshoes]

January 20, 2021

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

I hate that I fully understand this

[hwat]

Woke up at 3 am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so I was like “I know exactly how to fix this” So I googled “big water” and in my half asleep state I was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of water in reality. Didn’t work but now I know there’s a town in Utah called Big Water.

[side-goodbye-blog123]

please watch this whole thing you won’t regret it

[ironwoman359]

Never once do you forget that these kids are siblings.

[rootbeergoddess]

Okay, real question but WHO is Dot named after?

[afrophunk]

Ya see the dot?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[antiandrogen]

[newkidsonmycock35]

this is the most powerful most culturally significant work of art of our generation

[cmcniz]

I wish I could watch this for the first time again

[mirdania]

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better