premarital eye contact is a sin

------------------avert your gaze------------------

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[bulljumpingfresco]

Pentheus torn apart by Bacchantes, 2nd century CE, Archaelogical Museum, Turin

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[clubfauna]

What to say during sex

ooh

ee

ooh ahh ahh

ting

tang

walla walla bing bang

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[unfortunatepoems]

My driving instructor: I'm Not kidding, pull over!

Me, going 50 in a residential area: ha ha, I am like Sonic

[unfortunatepoems]

Anxiety is so fucking weird because tell me why I was worried that my friend, who I've known for almost 10 years and has been nothing but kind to me, was going to be annoyed and possibly mad at me because I sent her a care package with things I knew she would like in it. How tf does my mind even come to that conclusion??? It's total bullshit, She would never

[unfortunatepoems]

About to have an intense gaming session

[unfortunatepoems]

There aren't enough words to express my sorrow

[unfortunatepoems]

At least i still have you

[unfortunatepoems]

About to have an intense gaming session

[unfortunatepoems]

There aren't enough words to express my sorrow

[unfortunatepoems]

About to have an intense gaming session

[heartbreakhalo]

[unfortunatepoems]

Michael Buble should do santa baby type covers for other christmas songs

Example: Buddy it's cold outside

[unfortunatepoems]

So I just had a thought:

So Cadmus is very much present and not a snake for the events of the bacchae which means that Harmonia is also not a snake at this point in time, but from what I remember she's not so much as mentioned in the text. This makes me wonder what she'd been up to while her grandson/uncle drove her daughters and other grandson insane. Like do you think she was at Dionysus' festival celebrating him with the other people who had the sense to do so? Was she even in Thebes? Mother daughter bonding time? Daddy daughter day? Important goddess business? Just minding her own business? Do you think she just came back to Thebes and discovered Pentheus's death and Agave's banishment and just went like 'every fuckin time I try to take me time shit goes wrong, first Semele, then Actaeon, now this shit! Why do I even bother leaving Thebes? Cadmus is just going to end up having a gay little time in the woods with Tiresias while another one of our family members is being smote because they pissed off a god, ffs'

[unfortunatepoems]

Somebody: Go fuck yourself!!

Narcissus: *wistfully glancing at his own reflection in a puddle* if only 😔

[segamascott]

AITA for smiling and laughing

[hungwy]

He hasn't been the same since saying good night. He's since been laying there for hours in the dark, not looking or hearing... Sometimes I hear him shuffle slightly.