Ungodlydilf

Cannibalism as a metaphor for desire, you say????? Count me in. || 19 || there is an Ao3 by the same name but she’s empty rn

[circusheart]

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[bodhrancomedy]

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

[grace-in-the-wilderness]

"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."

-- G. K. Chesterton

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[homunculus-argument]

In salt & vinegar flavour.

[animentality]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[ozempicofficial]

[sm64mario]

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

[freakoutgirl]

I don't trust anyone with my vulnerability except 10,000 strangers on Tumblr

[cutecipher]

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

[ceilidho]

Gaz showing up midway through the Ghost vs Price match

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[shrugsinchinese]

Big ol’ plushie nap

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[nongunktional]

best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

[nongunktional]

spose we're all feeping stupid today

[naiveasf]

coffee ft. rain

[mercymaker]

you're on the reblog website. reblog things.