Unheard Astronaut

[filmchrist]

[gameraboy]

Title cards

[waitinforthebus-deactivated2020]

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

[mikedugans]

[anus]

off to a good start

[thingswedontneed]

intimidation is key

[catwitching]

[thatfunnyblog]

Funny posts you like?

[thursday]

pros and cons of living in california

pros:

diversity

disneyland

in-n-out burger

golden gate bridge

cons:

traffic

earthquakes

mission projects

never having snow days

[unheardastronaut]

fuckin mission project

[bonerfart]

i love when religious dudes are like “jacking off isn’t a sin but it is frowned upon” like god’s watching me pummel my meat with a big sour look on his face like “technically this is my fault for not being more specific but i’m not happy with this at all”

[neurosquared]

[gilbeezee-over-time-deactivated]

[coolaftbh-deactivated20190813]

Finally, a political party we can all stand behind. 

[foolsgoldd]

I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.

[disney-princest-deactivated2017]

and absolutely slaughtering them at mario kart

[wellnesscard]

if this doesn’t make me famous i honestly don’t know what will

[jeauxanne]

American Horror Story: Murder House

American Horror Story: Asylum

American Horror Story: Coven

American Horror Story: Freak Show

American Horror Story: Hotel

American Horror Story: Laundromat

American Horror Story: Whole Foods

American Horror Story: CVS

American Horror Story: Basement

American Horror Story: Barn

American Horror Story: Outer Space

[sadandpoutyandfrench]

[greekgosh]

it’s so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, June, July, Jaugust, Joctober

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

one of these is not like the others

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

One

[jaakethedog]

[thekusabi-deactivated20151203]

i will never get tired of this

[thursday]

[superwhollock]

[kyrstin]

bless this writer and this entire episode

[lil-lady-hiddleston-blog]

Bless Mark Sheppard for delivering that flawlessly

[xhindii-deactivated20181215]

the poison for kuzco, kuzcos’ poison