Ferris Turner!!! :)))

literally ethereal, btw (are those my bracelets-??)

Jason, please don’t smoke, it’s really bad for your lungs!!!! I personally keep my lungs clean by snorting straight detergent!! It burns but I do it because I know it’s good for me!!!!!!

Hey, Turner.

I've heard you are providing Camp Jupiter some... unlicensed-amateur therapy sessions.

I was wondering, maybe we should talk? I'm at the camp right now.

Meet me at the lake.

@ghostking-nic0

HI ANGELO HI ANGELO ITS SO NICE TO MEET YOU OH MY GOSHES!!!!!!!!!!!! And of course I can help! Even if Hazel hadn’t told me, I can easily sense your debilitating mental state just by looking at you with my (amateur,* unlicensed*) mental health counselor’s analyzing skills! And also the fact that you refer to yourself as the “ghost king” leads me to believe you might have an alternate personality and I’ve never had the opportunity to work with someone with Deehidee before!

You didn’t even remotely specify a meeting time, so I rushed right over to the lake as soon as I saw your question! I’ve been waiting her for twelve hours! (Don’t worry though, I’ve been having fun swimming in the lake this entire time! My entire body is wrinkled now and there’s a bunch of cans at the bottom of the lake for some reason so I’ve basically shredded my feet, but I’m sure it’s nothing that Malik wouldn’t be happy to fix up easy!)

When you come, can we also discuss me using your Chico’s employee discount? I’ve decided JJ deserves some earrings as well!!! I’m thinking hoops!!!!!!!!

ghostking-nic0

That's... a lot of information to deal with, isn't it?

First, I'm sorry I didn't specify the time. It was by the lake, not in the lake. Are your feet alright? I hope Malik has a way to help you with that, I don't think spending 12 hours swimming is good for your health.

I didn't call you for unlicensed-amateur therapy, though. But thank you for making a very detailed analysis of myself. Most of it is right, I'm just not sure what Deehidee is, but we will figure it out later.

Anyways, I hit you up just to understand what is happening here. Hazel told me about those sessions. You seem to be too confused for someone who takes care of people's mental health, but I can see you have great intentions. Do you only help people who ask you for help, or do you usually help randomly, just because you think the person needs it? That's a crucial question.

By the way, I don't have a job. I hope you find the earrings, though.

#OOC - waaaaaaah I’m sorry this took so long #nico is like my favorite character #and he probably needs the most counseling out at all of them #Ferris-unhinged #ghostking nic0

Okay Angie (can I call you Angie? I’m gonna call you Angie!), answer me just one question: Are YOU an (amateur*, unlicensed) mental health counselor? I didn’t think so!! (Not trying to be rude, I actually respect retail workers immensely, especially those who have to deal with catty middle aged women!) So it would make sense that you, as a layman, would be confused by my methods! But fear not! I’ve been reading a lot of Buzzfeed articles on positive thinking and stuff lately!!

And of course I counsel people just because I think they need it! So many people are afraid to ask for help so I just bring the help to them! It’s a great system! In fact, many people don’t even realize they have issues until they speak to me! One time I was chatting with one of the guards (great opportunity since she couldn’t leave her post!), and she told me she was feeling a lot happier than she had in a long time! So I interrogated her about her dead brother and she started sobbing uncontrollably!

See?? She would have never gotten those emotions out without my help!!!!!!!!

Perce- Hey

I, uhm- oh Gods, this is hard. Hah-

I used to be really good at talking, y'know? But, ah- when it comes to important things, I always seem to lose my footing. I always doubt myself halfway through, but- this is important.

Uhm. Best to just...spit it out, right?

Perseus Jackson, may I be your boyfriend?

@jasongracenotgraceful

holy shit. holy shit?? holy shit. oh my gods

hey. hi. uhm- hah okay. hi

you- you've always done better than me, if that.. counts for anything. it's always been one of the many things ive admired about you

i would.. like that a lot, jason.

Shit. Shit, actually?? Oh my Gods- Oh my Gods!

You- you're serious? I- wait, that- really? Hah, I...sorry, I'm just...

I'm really happy. So happy, I can't-

....really?

holy fuck. okay. ohmygods.

hey- hey. don't apologize, ok? im- yes. yeah. of course im serious. y- you. always you

I can't believe this is actually happening, I-

Percy, you're everything.

#OOC - I told myself I wouldn’t swear on this blog but #holy shit guys it’s finally happening #I’m gonna cry #Ferris is gonna cry #we’re all gonna cry #ferris unhinged

And it’s all thanks to your favorite (amateur*, unlicensed*) mental health counselor!!!!!!

Ferris!! Hey! I made you a flower crown :))

- @gsweeting

Hi G Sweat! Oh my goshes that’s so sweet of you!! I love flowers so much! In fact, people often say I’m like a narcissus myself!

Though I hardly know you and you’re already giving me gifts… Well, that leads me to believe you don’t think you can please people without making things for them! You’re in serious mental straights, my friend!!! Come on, let’s have an impromptu (amateur*, unlicensed*) therapy session!!!!!!

Hey, Turner.

I've heard you are providing Camp Jupiter some... unlicensed-amateur therapy sessions.

I was wondering, maybe we should talk? I'm at the camp right now.

Meet me at the lake.

@ghostking-nic0

HI ANGELO HI ANGELO ITS SO NICE TO MEET YOU OH MY GOSHES!!!!!!!!!!!! And of course I can help! Even if Hazel hadn’t told me, I can easily sense your debilitating mental state just by looking at you with my (amateur,* unlicensed*) mental health counselor’s analyzing skills! And also the fact that you refer to yourself as the “ghost king” leads me to believe you might have an alternate personality and I’ve never had the opportunity to work with someone with Deehidee before!

You didn’t even remotely specify a meeting time, so I rushed right over to the lake as soon as I saw your question! I’ve been waiting her for twelve hours! (Don’t worry though, I’ve been having fun swimming in the lake this entire time! My entire body is wrinkled now and there’s a bunch of cans at the bottom of the lake for some reason so I’ve basically shredded my feet, but I’m sure it’s nothing that Malik wouldn’t be happy to fix up easy!)

When you come, can we also discuss me using your Chico’s employee discount? I’ve decided JJ deserves some earrings as well!!! I’m thinking hoops!!!!!!!!

jasonnn

i think your cat misses you. he won't stop yelling at me and laying on your hoodie ??

- @probably-percy

Hah, sounds like Shark. I've been missing him and you too, (Don't tell him I said that) I'll be right over, Jackson.

HI GUYS HI ITS FERRIS!!!! I HEARD YOURE HAVING A LITTLE GET TOGETHER WITH YOUR ANGRY CAT!!!! CAN I BRING MY ENTIRELY PASSIVE AND NOT ANGRY CHINCHILLA????

Oh who am I kidding, of course I can! Why would my two closest personalest friends not want me there to enjoy in the furry frenzy with them?

Oh my goshes, do you know what I just realized? I’ve never been in the same room with both of you at the same time! I wonder why! This’ll be a perfect opportunity to practice my couples therapy! I can’t wait!!!

Ferris, since you've decided to expand your counselling, I've decided you're due a little conversation with someone very dear to me.

Which is why I'd like you to meet my brother, Nico di Angelo, when he comes to visit.

Although he may need therapy, you will not be giving it to him.

He may encourage you to perhaps find another field of interest.

ೃ⁀➷ Hazel Levesque, Praetor. ( @this-dead-girl-is-walking-again.)

OH WOW HAZEL I DIDNT KNOW ANGELO FROM CHICOS WAS YOUR BROTHER!!!!! I’m actually close person friends with his boyfriend Phill Shoelace since we’re both healers! (Although I personally think his practices are a bit questionable compared to my own…)

I’d love to meet him!! But I’m not sure why he would try to convince me to change my field?? I’m really good at the whole (amateur*, unlicensed*) mental health counseling thing so I think I’ll stick with that.

…But do you think he could get me an employee discount? Turns out Chico’s is totally JJ’s style!!

naughtyandnicerpmemes

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!

Alright, Ferris- while I'm not one to come for you to advice first, I figured why not. I mean, I'm sure you've picked up some helpful things in those mental wellbeing and therapy books, right? And since Camp half-Blood doesn't have a registered councilor or advice giver, or for that matter, and unlicensed, unofficial one, this was as close as I was going to get.

So, I think I've got a problem.

I need to impress somebody, and I have no clue how to do it.

Help?

@jasongracenotgraceful

HI JASON HI JASON OH MY GODS ITS SO NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU!!!!!!!!

I’m choosing to ignore the first thing you said, but “why not?” is my reasoning for a lot of things! And yes! I’ve learned so much about (amateur*, unlicensed*) counseling lately! Like how to ground someone, how to convince them to admit their feelings to someone even if they don’t feel the same way, how to force them to cry for catharsis, you name it!

Also you “think” you have a problem? Jason, I can clearly tell you have many! But let’s focus on the one you just asked about right now. I will say that you have no trouble impressing ME, like with how you can fly and shoot lightning and have unbearable homosexual feelings for several of your friends and yet resist confessing to any of them, but you’ve come to the right person for this question anyways! Many people say I do many things impressively, which I’m choosing not to name right now!!!

I love how we've seen Percy x Jason & Jason x Magnus, but there's no VALGRACE!?

Can I like make a leo rp acc and do that? (No pressure btw:)

ooc- RIGHT?! BRING THE VALGRACE IN!!!

And oh my gods, yes of course!!! Feel free to shoot me an ask with your rp acc, we'd love to have a Leo in our circle :))

#seb-speaks #mod-the-messenger #jason-barks #jason-remembers

Yes PLEASE because Ferris desperately needs another hopeless romance of Jason’s to “counsel” him on.

FERRIS!— I need help.. like a LOT

Oh hi again Table!!!! I’d be glad to help!!! Some people say I’m really good at it, including Malik on the rare occasions I leave him alone!!

So what’s your problem? Don’t worry, Camp Jupiter’s resident (amateur*, unlicensed*) mental health counselor is at your service!!!

kurtcobainlookalike

HI MAN GUS!!!! ITS FERRIS!!!! TURNER!!! FERRIS TURNER!!!!!!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF ME?????

I’m Jason Brace’s de facto (amateur*, unlicensed*) therapist! He’s told me all about you guys’ relationship! All the feelings you have!! All the things he wants to say to you but can’t!! It’s really interesting to talk about and great counseling practice for me!!!!

Well I’m contacting you because I’m trying to get my animal therapy program back up and running since Hazel said I’m not allowed to use Camp Jupiter’s elephants anymore since I caused that “stampede”. (I use quotes because only four temples were destroyed and three limbs lost—two different campers, but Malik was able to reattach them all. He’s had lots of practice thanks to me!) I’ve heard around that you’re a son of one of the Horse gods, so do you think I could borrow one for a group? People around camp keep talking about a stallion named Megan and seem to really like her—do you know if she’s available next Tuesday?

Thanks a bunches buddy!!!!!!!!

- @unhinged-ferris-wheel 🎡

Hey! I have heard about you! Its nice to finally meet you! What things? What things does he want to say? Can you tell me. Please. I need to know. I'm not sure about Megan though, she's... actually, nevermind, you can totally have her, just hit me up and I'll tell you where you can pick her up. I won't be there though. I got stuff to do. Like... uhhh... viking stuff, you wouldn't get it.

Anyhow, nice meeting you Ferris! Hope we can have a session of those you say, I'd love to be counseling practice and if you're interested about anything norse (or death, for that matter) related I can probably tell you about just anything. Or ask Halfborn. He's been here for longer but I'm not sure you'll understand him, he sorta speaks old norse. Anyway-- yeah, Megan is all yours. For as looong as you need her.

Oh wow thanks Gus! Everybody at camp was super excited when I told them Megan the stallion would be coming to camp! (But for some reason they kept asking if she’s going to rap for us… I don’t think horses can do that, can they?)

And I’d be absolutely overjoyed to be your new therapist! From what Jason has told me and just the general vibe I get from you, you could really use one! And it’ll be super fun to be treating you both at the same time! I’m sure there’ll be no issues—interpersonal, legal, or otherwise—that would make that not okay!!!!

Thanks again Gus!!!!!!!!!!!

will-solace--w-a-s--here

Hi Phill! It’s Ferris!! Ferris Turner!!! Remember me? REMEMBER???

Great! Quick healer-y question for you: I keep getting these episodes where my heart suddenly starts racing, my stomach feels like it’s turning inside out, and it becomes impossible to speak! I have no idea why it keeps happening, and for some reason it only happens when I’m around my close personal platonic guy friend JJ! It’s so weird!!!

I would ask my own healer friend, but when I told him my symptoms, he just said I was “oblivious” and walked away. I tried looking up that condition in some of the medical textbooks here at CJ, but as they say, no mice.

Thanks for the help healer Shoelace!!!!!!!

- @unhinged-ferris-wheel 🎡

Hi Ferris! I remember you, I swear!!

Well... Based on your symptoms and the... Diagnosis? Of your healer friend I would say he's right. But! That is to be built on!

You are oblivious to the crush you have on this friend of yours. Surprise, apparently! And the heart racing and stomach twists and getting tongue tied are common effects of being flustered (which tends to happen around someone you like, or "have a crush on")

I hope this helps, Ferris!

…Alright, Phill, I don’t mean to offend you when I say this, but while you may be an expert on physics health, I am an expert on mental health. So I think I would know if I had a crush on my best friend.

I mean, I only think about completely normal friend things when it comes to JJ, like how I’m going to do his hair next (French braids—he looks so cute when he looks like an MMA fighter), what we’ll have for our next candlelit dinner (poutine to honor my home country), how many kids we’re going to have (nine—I want to adopt one from each continent), etc, etc.

So while I’m thankful for your help, I think maybe you should avoid giving romantic advice for now. I mean, if you ever manage to woo, say, some socially adverse outcast with, I don’t know, anger issues or something, then I might be willing to listen to you when it comes to this kind of stuff. But until then, as they say, please stay in your plane, Phill!

will-solace--w-a-s--here

Likewise, as to not offend, my expertise does, in fact, cover both areas.

Ferris, I'm not sure these are... Regular friend things? I mean, doing hair, sure. I can get behind that. I do Piper's hair every now and again. Candlelit dinner? I dunno... Seems kinda romantic... And that last one is really getting me. Ferris, you want kids with this person. (Also, there are 7 continents.)

I think you need to meet the socially adverse outcast I... Wooed... Uh, Nico di Angelo.

You're on the verge of sounding like Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things.

#OOC - sorry I couldn’t get past season three but I heard one of them goes gay?#and there’s some unrequited stuff #but I don’t wanna relive all the crushes I’ve had on straight friends so #actually maybe if Kate Bush was playing in the background I could stand it #ferris unhinged #will-solace—w-a-s—here

Phill, if I had to choose the most vital skill to learn when it comes to mental health, that would be to avoid thoughts that cause you distress. So I’m choosing to forget most of what you said! I happen to be really good at doing that for some reason! I’m not kidding, I LITERALLY can’t remember what you just said! (It’s a fun trick to pull out at parties! Which unfortunately I’m not invited to often! I don’t know why!)

But I think you mentioned something about a guy who works at Chico’s name Angelo? Well, I’m something of a fashionista myself, and I LOVE talking to minimum wage employees about my problems without their asking! I don’t think they have any tie-dye like I usually wear, but maybe I can pick up a cute dress or something for JJ. Do you know what sort of styles they sell there? Actually, let’s be honest, that guy can pull off anything!

will-solace--w-a-s--here

Hi Phill! It’s Ferris!! Ferris Turner!!! Remember me? REMEMBER???

Great! Quick healer-y question for you: I keep getting these episodes where my heart suddenly starts racing, my stomach feels like it’s turning inside out, and it becomes impossible to speak! I have no idea why it keeps happening, and for some reason it only happens when I’m around my close personal platonic guy friend JJ! It’s so weird!!!

I would ask my own healer friend, but when I told him my symptoms, he just said I was “oblivious” and walked away. I tried looking up that condition in some of the medical textbooks here at CJ, but as they say, no mice.

Thanks for the help healer Shoelace!!!!!!!

- @unhinged-ferris-wheel 🎡

Hi Ferris! I remember you, I swear!!

Well... Based on your symptoms and the... Diagnosis? Of your healer friend I would say he's right. But! That is to be built on!

You are oblivious to the crush you have on this friend of yours. Surprise, apparently! And the heart racing and stomach twists and getting tongue tied are common effects of being flustered (which tends to happen around someone you like, or "have a crush on")

I hope this helps, Ferris!

…Alright, Phill, I don’t mean to offend you when I say this, but while you may be an expert on physics health, I am an expert on mental health. So I think I would know if I had a crush on my best friend.

I mean, I only think about completely normal friend things when it comes to JJ, like how I’m going to do his hair next (French braids—he looks so cute when he looks like an MMA fighter), what we’ll have for our next candlelit dinner (poutine to honor my home country), how many kids we’re going to have (nine—I want to adopt one from each continent), etc, etc.

So while I’m thankful for your help, I think maybe you should avoid giving romantic advice for now. I mean, if you ever manage to woo, say, some socially adverse outcast with, I don’t know, anger issues or something, then I might be willing to listen to you when it comes to this kind of stuff. But until then, as they say, please stay in your plane, Phill!

i woke him up and he's not very happy.. lol

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