Maku Hesse

indirect son of every writer that ever was

[nitewrighter]

I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

[unhingedbastard]

I literally just work out, study for the driver's license and say yes to whatever anyone asks me

[nudityandnerdery]

[fuck-customers]

[unhingedbastard]

I love how, when I'm high, I question things that machines tell me. But not like I look up information in google and I cross-reference because I don't trust the first website, like I question my phone's ability to count.

I was looking at my letterboxd account and I checked how many movies I had rated 4 stars. It said 3. So I went into my reviews because I didn't remember which movies they were. When I finished going through all my reviews, having read all of them, I realized that I had only seen two 4-star rated movies, but I checked again in my profile and it said "3 4-star rated movies". So I went over all of them again to count over. Only once I counted them again and saw that I simply forgot one of them, I stopped doubting my phone.

[yossyislandd]

i don’t endorse him or anything but like. what else are you supposed to do if you’re named hannibal

[yossyislandd]

like his name isn’t hommunity service or something

[unhingedbastard]

when I'm having a bad day I like walking through the city center and imagine myself shooting everyone with a machine gun

:3

[important-animal-images]

[unhingedbastard]

"YOU HAVE COME TO ME TODAY"

[unhingedbastard]

I love how, when I'm high, I question things that machines tell me. But not like I look up information in google and I cross-reference because I don't trust the first website, like I question my phone's ability to count.

I was looking at my letterboxd account and I checked how many movies I had rated 4 stars. It said 3. So I went into my reviews because I didn't remember which movies they were. When I finished going through all my reviews, having read all of them, I realized that I had only seen two 4-star rated movies, but I checked again in my profile and it said "3 4-star rated movies". So I went over all of them again to count over. Only once I counted them again and saw that I simply forgot one of them, I stopped doubting my phone.

[importantdogimages]

[unhingedbastard]

hell yeah

[unhingedbastard]

hol up, is the new pope actually kinda okay???

[unhingedbastard]

It truly makes my day better when people I love call me by my name. That's why I call my friends by theirs, hoping to make their day a little bit better.