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this blog died and came back wrong

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Description: Tiktok from user thepeebster. The caption says "Interviewing furries but I'm bad at it."

Interviewer: Are you gay?

Furry #1: What do you fucking think?

Interviewer: Your suit's so realistic, what's your fursona?

Tree: (silence)

Interviewer: Do you think you're an animal?

Furry #2: (starts barking and jumping)

Interviewer: Why do you hate furries?

Furry #3: I don't know, man. They're just a bunch of freaks.

Interviewer: Do you shower?

Furry #4: Uh, yeah! Every day!

Interviewer: Why are you blue?

Furry #5: There's other colors?

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Description: Tiktok from user high5ifyourestillalive. He says "The fact that there's so much going on in the world that's bad, but I didn't do any of it, yet here I stand. Here I stand, basking in the consequence. That's really gonna piss me off. I thought you reap what you sow. I didn't sow this! Who sowed this? Not me, send it back. I reap what you sow? You sowed it, you reap it! Global conflict, how could I have possibly- how could I have possibly sowed that, my brother? That is not even- I don't even have access to that field to toil. Certainly I may have never sown such a thing. Certainly I may have- and yet here I am. Gas prices? Boom. Global conflict? That's not a seed I planted, buddy. When it comes time to reap, certainly I should not benefit from that harvest. That's all I'm saying. I'm seeing a lot of people reaping things, but I'm sowing them. That's all I'm saying. And I just think if the statement's true, maybe everybody should start sowing their own reap- maybe- you should reap what you- maybe everybody should reap- how is everybody? Are you guys good? How are-?"

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Description: Tiktok from user kyraw17_. The caption says "what kind of reassurance???" She quietly says "Why can't old people speak normally, bro? It's 3am in the morning, right? My test is in 4 hours, I'm on my second Alani, I'm a little jittery, okay? So this old guy walks past and I, like jump, cuz it's the only person I've seen in the past fucking two hours at the library at 3am in the morning, right? And he says something, I take my headphone off, he's like 'Thought I was gonna molest you huh?'" She turns the camera back to her face showing her shocked expression. "No...? Were you...? Why... why can't-?"

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Description: Tiktok from user "your.neighbor.lex". She stands in front of a porch where a mother cat is laying with several kittens. She says "Come towards me, I'm not going to snatch you" then grabs the kitten. "Idiot, get snatched! Hi! Hi, get snatched!" She grabs another kitten. "Get snatched-" she turns towards a child standing next to her and says "I'm not taking them for real."

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This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

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jack stauber

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This video has fucking ruined my life I'll be trying to fall asleep and then my brain blares "you don't need to like my... bug art... its okay"

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Description: Tiktok from user sethhirsch_. On screen is a meme of Maria from Sonic disintegrating and holding Shadow's face, who is crying. The text bubbles are edited so Maria is saying "do u want anyfimg from macdonald" and Shadow says "borgar."

A man's voice reads out the comic, making highlights as he goes. "What I like about this is on the surface, this appears to be like, a simple conversation between two beneficial parties. 'Do you want anything?' Haha, a little typo there, from macdonald, should be McDonald's if I'm thinking of the same restaurant. So they're asking you know, do you want anything from McDonald's? Of course, the reply is 'borgar.' That's not on the menu! But what he's really referring to is burger. But that's just on the surface. If we dive a little bit deeper, we can see that um... this is some... female character, I believe and she is embracing this gentleman here while she's clearly being eviscerated. Currently her body is evaporating in a puzzle piece like manner or this human was already injured and they're on their last leg and them asking a simple request to this gentleman here if they can get him anything? Wow. I mean he is definitely taken aback by her genuine intent while she herself is suffering."

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Description: Tiktok from user hrannarhrannar. He says "Damn it! Damn it!"

A woman behind the camera says "What? What's wrong?"

Hrannar: I didn't know there was other- this same sex stuff! I didn't know you could do that! (punches wall) God!

Woman: You didn't know you could be gay?

Hrannar: I didn't know! I'm just learning about this! All these kinds of stuff happening right now, people doing it different styles! They're doing guy guy, girl girl. I'm actually starting to think I might be a little bit interested in trying it out for myself.

Woman: ... Okay?

Hrannar: I've never heard of this stuff, now I'm getting a little bit interested.

Woman: There's no way you've never heard of this.

Hrannar: I just feel like I had like a media blind spot to it. Like you know how some people haven't seen Hacks?

Woman: ...Yeah...

Hrannar: Like that's how I feel, like I missed that... God! I'm so interested! I'm so curious about it! Guy girl- no that's the normal one- no! That's the problem... with it... it's supposed to be guy guy. Or it can be, it's not supposed to be anything. That's the point of it, it can be guy guy, girl girl, guy girl guy, all in a house, loving each other. Getting it on, nice. That sounds really fun for me to try. I'm thinking about it.

Woman: Cool...

Hrannar: I learned about it from a tweet. Chase bank tweeted something, got a picture of a rainbow, I went on wikipedia, looked it all up. Found out it's been going on for a while actually. Here I am, pounding my chica from the front my whole life... god... where did I go wrong?

Woman: Pounding your chica from the front??

Hrannar: Yeah that's the boring style. Now there's a new style. Get pounded from the back.

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This is exactly how it happened!

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Description: Tiktok from user therealdogwarden. It's a compilation of Dan and Phil clips with the caption "Phil asking insane questions".

"If it would save the life of a bird, would you let me tattoo you?"

"Did you ever have the dog warden come to your school?"

"How would you feel about having a male stripper at a wedding?"

"Did you and your friends ever break into an abandoned building?"

"Did you never go to the mill when you were at school?"

"Is there anything innocuous that scared you as a kid that wasn't actually that scary?"

"Do you fuck more with a pie chart-" Dan looks around in confusion and Phil laughs. "Do you like a pie chart or a bar graph more?"

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Description: Tiktok from user farmttkoko. Someone is filming a golden retriever puppy sitting in the passenger seat of a car. They say "So how was your first socialization outing?" The puppy lays down with an expression that looks slightly sad. "It was hard? You're tired? Okay."

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Description: Tiktok from user zombiepeachie. The caption says "me when i successfully transition to male but then i realize i have to get chained up all the time or something." He looks sadly into the camera and blinks slowly.

The audio is a child saying "First one... is... the thing that boys have to go through. Being chained up all the time or something, like-"

Another child says "what?" in an incredibly concerned tone.

The first child says "They can never be free" and an adult man says "This is valid." Another man says "What??"

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Description: Tiktok from user phoebethedoberman. A person lip syncs to audio of Nathan Fielder saying "Have you drank your grandson's pee?" with the caption changing it to "Did you eat the cats shit?"

It cuts to an uncropped Doberman with audio of the man saying "yeah!"

The human lip syncs "why?"

It cuts back to the dog. "I was scared."

The human lip syncs "what do you mean you were scared????"

It cuts back to the dog. "Yeah sometimes you're scared for something-"

The human lip syncs "What are you talking about?"

It cuts back to the dog. "-accident or something, you drink the grandson's pee [caption changes it to "eat the cat shit"] and it's gonna help you" with a smiling emoji.