⭒✧Pyxis Nautica✧ ⭒

☾ Xastro (aka Eliy) ⋄ 29 ⋄ Hes Theys ⋄ Reblogs + Nonsense ⋄ Personal to @pyxinavis ☽

[unicornbunnything]

Unfortunately, you would have to pry century egg from my cold dead hands.

[eliotlime]

Im obsessed with poprocks design. it got me scratching an itch in my brain , not sure why. But yeah a super great blorbo!!!! have a great day <3

this made me smile :) thank you, hes my princess. I want to give him a burger but i also wanna throw rocks at him

[eliotlime]

lets stop putting ideas in their head

[earthdad]

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

[turtlegirl521]

“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

[unfavorableinstigation]

This keeps going past on my dash and I can’t let it go any longer. It’s time to see the record straight.

Miss Piggy doesn’t have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.

Miss Piggy would make you into an example.

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[sebijy]

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[deertush]

[papayajuan2019]

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

[dailycatsblog]

[boveedae]

Been playing a lot of deadlock lately and celeste has my heart

[dwoodledip]

✨It’s time to take the main stage!✨

[shithowdy]

ZOOP

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[unicornbunnything]

wuwa rng is loving me today holy-

[eliotlime]

Leafy Seadragon

[t4timekeeper]

WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM

[t4timekeeper]

seeing people say “sometimes i wish i was a guy but i still want to be a girl too” or vice versa and it’s like YOU CAN!!! YOU CAN DO THAT!!!! TAKE MY HAND

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]