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[unicornsnarwhals18]

Hii everyone!! Welcome to my blog 😛

My name is Jo (short for Josephine), I'm not disclosing my exact age but I am pretty young lol (I am under 18, block don't report if that isn't okay with you!!), and I'm new to tumblr so I'm still kinda figuring everything out. I just wanted to make this blog cause I'm a little freak and I wanted a place where I could be a freak freely......

Regarding DMs and stuff, I'm open to almost anything, basically no limits, just know that I will talk a big game on my blog but I'm so awkward and shy and stuff when I'm talking to people one on one 🥲. I'm working on it

I'm bi, don't really have any moral hangups (regarding age and stuff like that), so don't feel restricted when Dming me. Block don't report though pls!!! Also from western Canada, should probably mention that

Some of my major kinks (ones I know of, I'm still exploring): Praise, degradation, pet play, age play to an extent, bdsm, overstimulation, and other stuff in that wheelhouse. I'm also the most submissive sub bottom person in the whole world so keep that in mind. I am also a virgin in everything (yes, I've barely had a first kiss, either) so also keep that in mind, I dont really know how everything works

Some of my hard NOs: Vomit, scat, feet, any major form of assault (like cutting, punching, stuff like that, I'm cool with spanking, slapping, etc.)

What I look like!!: If we ever DM I will consider giving you a face rev, but for now I'll just describe myself I suppose. I'm 5'6, I've been told I'm skinny by other people (I don't personally think so, but I've been struggling that kind of thing recently so idk) I have super big round brown eyes, and shoulder-length light brown hair with sidebangs. I've been compared to people like Audrey Hepburn and Natalie Portman before (don't get your hopes up) but I think it's purely because of my eyes

Pls DM me or send me asks, I love talking to people (though I'm not very good at it) !! Thank you, looking forward to hearing from some of you 😊😊

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Ootd! Ft. the smoothie I made and the shirt I haven't worn in such a long time cause "summer" here is BARELY 3 months. Finally semi-warm out today and not raining!! Slight eye reveal again

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Try-on haul!! Pretend I'm wearing a shirt in the last one so tumblr doesn't ban me....... couldn't be bothered to put one on but I drew one just in case (i think i did a good job dont judge)!! didn't end up getting anything because I'm #broke

[ilovemydaddyyy]

i need to learn how to squirttttt >.<

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Honestly it feels like a hidden talent

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Ootd!! I feel very summery today :)) going shopping, I wanna get a nice coat or a skirt!!

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Is there somewhere else I can dm you besides here?

This is like my only social media account that isn't private and all my friends aren't following me lol

[unicornsnarwhals18]

2, 11, 26, 47?

2. First time masturbating?

I can't remember the very first time but I remember when I was younger (like 12/13) I'd kind of like squeeze my legs together and I figured out that felt good, then I discovered my clit and it was all over :p

11. Top 3 places to be touched?

Lower stomach, neck, and thighs/knees

26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?

Backs and biceps for sure oh my gosh

47. Do you masturbate with penetration?

Not usually, I don't think I'm doing it right :/ but I've tried a few times with my fingers!

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Well thank you for answering Jo, I appreciate it :)

I don't blame you for the praise kink, it's nice knowing that you're doing a good job at something and someone is proud of you.

It sounds like someone likes the idea of losing control as well, for someone to make decisions for you. And for deep-throating, you could always see how far you could get your fingers down your throat, that's a nice way to know what you can do.

That's a good idea!!

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Good morning Jo, I hope you're having a wonderful day.

7, 12, 36 and 53 please, I am quite curious.

Hi!! I hope you are too :))

7. Biggest turn on?

I'm about 97% sure I've got a praise kink or something, and when people are super condescending about it too, I'm actually done for 🥲

12. Ultimate fantasy?

Getting tied up and blindfolded and just teased for hours, like I never know when the next touch is coming cause I can't see, like ughhhh

36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

Oh em gosh yes!! I love the idea of both, just like not having control over my own body

53. Can you deepthroat?

I've never done anything like that before, but I would try my best!!

[kaneenaluvs]

Sexual questions/personal questions! ⋆˚ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

1. First kiss?

2. First time masturbating?

3. First sex toy?

4. First kink tried?

5. First time doing oral?

6. First time having sex?


-Turn Ons

7. Biggest turn on?

8. Biggest turn off?

9. Quickest way to get horny?

10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?

11. Top 3 places to be touched?

12. Ultimate fantasy?

13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?


-Preferences

15. Sex or masturbation?

16. Spit or swallow?

17. Cut or uncut dicks?

18. Rough or sensual sex?

19. Oldest person you’d sleep with?

20. Loud or quiet partners?

21. How much foreplay do you like?

22. How much teasing do you like?

23. What is too big for you to take?

24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

25. How much kissing do you like during sex?

26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?


-Location

27. Would you have sex in public?

28. Last place you had sex?

29. Where would you most like to have sex?

30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?


-Kinks

32. What’s your biggest kink?

33. Are you okay with name calling in bed?

34. Would you do any BDSM?

35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?

36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

37. Do you like overstimulation?

38. Do you like having pain involved?

39. Do you like biting/being bitten?

40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

42. Have any roleplaying preferences?


-Masturbation

43. Do you own sex toys? How many?

44. What do you masturbate to?

45. How often do you masturbate?

46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?

47. Do you masturbate with penetration?

48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?


-Oral

49. Do you enjoy giving oral?

50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

53. Can you deepthroat?


54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it?

55. What’s your breast size?

56. How often do you go braless?

57. Do you finger yourself?

58. How familiar are you with your g-spot?

59. Do you squirt?


-Sex

60. How often do you do unprotected sex?

61. How loud are you in bed?

62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with?

63. Do you like/dislike cum?

64. How good are you at dirty talk?

65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?


66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched?

67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair?

68. How many orgasms can you have in a day?

69. How many other people know your bra size?

70. What do you wear to bed?

71. Any funny sex stories?

72. What food if any would you use during sex?

73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?

74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?

75. Do you often get horny in public?

76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?

77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?

78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Trying to farm asks 😊

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Ootd!!! (And half of my eye reveal) I sewed this shirt after I bought it and it's still too big so I'm probably gonna sew it again :p styled my hair for once

[unicornthots]

having a top secret nsfw blog makes me feel like clark kent. like srry guys i have to.... answer a text... brb. and i'm actually answering one of my asks

[whinysushi]

nothing more frustrating than when my toy dies in the middle of it and I have to use my hand like a peasant

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Wish I could get a toy :/ I feel like such a commoner

[bnunybusiness]

Unicorn

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Guys it's a bunny but it's also a unicorn!!! Those are my 2 favourite things!!

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Ootd!! Just got a new shirt (Ignore my messy hair) feeling awkward because wtf are these poses 😥 Prolly gonna start doing more ootds to encourage myself to actually gain a sense of fashion :p

[meluneira]

[unicornsnarwhals18]

Condescending praise is THE loophole

[starrfemme]

yeah i whine pitifully when i cum, what about it?