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Cute Date Ideas

Sleepover so I can eat all your good snacks and watch you play video games

The nearest plant shop so we can buy succulents

Starbucks where we drink cute stuff and name our new succulents

THRIFT STORES

Downtown for Pokemon hunting

An antique jewelry store store where we never buy anything

Petland so we can pet dogs

Frozen Yogurt

walking around my neighborhood at 3am feeling invincible

unicornwithafirehorn

Me

#♡#bf #date

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whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

I made Spark in The Sims 4 :D

#spark #instinct #teaminstinct #sims4 #the sims 4 #yasss #<3

My boi left this for me before we left for different colleges, and I came home for the weekend to see this on my desktop <3 bbyyy I love you

#college #cool leg #babyyy #bf #<3 #love #note #its in the little things

Since I decided not to post it. I hate everything now. I'm just so sad. Its so bad, i just feel it everywhere and it hurts. Everything just kind of sucks and im just actually really depressed and... yeah i guess idk what more to say, i just really wave to ramble but it's pointless. I don't feel like an artist anymore and thats what i was. ..

palepeechprincess

took a lemon and lavender bath 🌸🍋

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#:)

theproblematicblogger

Steve Harvey: Name something that two adults do with each other in private in the master bedroom of their house.

Contestant: Sex?

Steve Harvey: EKJDBRHDIVIDJBEJSJOSOCICJFBRKSJCIVUHFBRNEOSOCOVICJDBWJCOUCHR

unicornwithafirehorn

Oh my fucking god

Oitnb spoiler, in a way because it’s freakin funny :3

I audibly gasped lmao

#spoiler #of funny #oitnb #oitnb season 4

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People will stare. Make it worth their while.

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My motto today for prom. My dress is... different. and as half of the best couple in my school, I’m hoping to win prom queen~ :3 We shall see!

#prom

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its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

cephalopodvictorious

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

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Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

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Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

erdsthenerds

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

threehourstonevada

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore.

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There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

dynastylnoire

I’m so ready for sundress season.

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reblog to save a thigh

earthlyeaysia

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

Bo Burnham makes me happy even though a lot of what he talks about is that stars shouldn’t make people happy. He constantly reiterates that there’s war, famine, tragedy... but yet, I still laugh at his jokes. Whether he's there for himself or for us or both, he does actually spread joy, which he constantly tries to warn us about. Though I'm pretty sure that's the joke there. It will make us happy anyway. He sang a whole song about how to kill yourself, and I’m really depressed right now, yet it still made me happy. The depth to his irony is astronomical honestly; I could go on about this forever. I wanna write a damn essay about it.