Consumer Of Worlds

[unicron-offical]

LET ME CONSUME YOUR WORLD, MORTAL

OOC: This blog is just Unicrons floating head, if i use green text then its his disembodied voice. If Unicron ever goes back to full power i will use yellow text

Also I am NOT taking this guy seriously, im running him like Ths Devil From The Bible in the Snapcube fandubs

[megatron-offical]

Yo! Mega-Dude! Whaddup?

@sg-soundwave-offical

*ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[sg-soundwave-offical]

[*...]

You good man??

[megatron-offical]

Hahahahahahaaaa!!! Oh you're funny! Yeah im fiiiiine! Dont worryyyyy!

It's not like there's some attempt to break ceasefire every other week! Or the fact that for whatever reason I am not getting any mode of information of what the others are doing! And Space Satan tottaaaally hasnt been harrasing me in my sleep! Nope! None of that is happening!

[sg-soundwave-offical]

Oh that's

Not radical dude

Need any help with that?

..also what do you mean space satan-

[unicron-offical]

He means me

[unicron-offical]

@ratchet-offical someday when you are older

You will be hit by a boulder

[ratchet-offical]

WHAT THE SLAG?!

[unicron-offical]

I am merely the messenger of The Prophecy

[unicron-offical]

@ratchet-offical someday when you are older

You will be hit by a boulder

[lun3st0nez]

Tired mama and the baby 🥹♥️

Og image↓

[unicron-offical]

@optimus-prime-offical @bumblebee-official so adorable

[unicron-offical]

I sure do love being the Space Devil from The Space Bible!

[shockwave-offical]

I WILL KILL YOU, I SWEAR TO PRIMUS I WILL FIND A WAY. IF I HAVE TO RIP YOU APART, BOLT BY BOLT, PLATE BY PLATE, WIRE BY WIRE, SO BE IT.

[unicron-offical]

That would be... VERY innefficient, you know that right? Also, im literally THE Space Devil from THE Space Bible and am therefore fuctionally immortal

[shockwave-offical]

You have caused me so much pain over these past several days, and yet you remain entirely aloof.

You will suffer.

I will find a way.

[unicron-offical]

Does a blade of grass slaughter a bear? Does the minnow of the sea defeat the shark? Does the speck of dust kill the sun?

You may try, but know this mortal, no matter how weak I may seem my strength will remain worlds beyond you. For I AM destruction, the multiversal constant, to ruin me is to destroy ruin itself.

[shockwave-offical]

…

I despise you beyond belief.

[unicron-offical]

I was built to be despised.

[cyclonus-official]

My liege, I have returned. Why is Shockwave having such an outburst at you?

[unicron-offical]

Because I'm the Space Devil from the Space Bible

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Ooc — Guys, I’m thinking about doing a thing. I think it will be a fun thing. Should I do the thing?

[unicron-offical]

Do The Thing. ALWAYS do The Thing

[rumble-offical]

ERROR: OVERFLOW ERROR: OVERLOAD !!! WARNING !!! CORE PROCESSORS TEMPERATURE CRITICAL !!! CRITICAL ERROR !!! !!! INITIATING EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN !!!

[unicron-offical]

HE NEED SOME MILK!

[ratchet-offical]

UNHOLY MOTHER OF UNICRONNNNN

[unicron-offical]

Hey! Be nice to my mom, she is a lovely lady

[doc-nickel-official]

Yo mama so fat, her son was a planet eater

[unicron-offical]

Yo mama so stupid, she tried using you as a coin

[doc-nickel-official]

Yo mama so stupid she thought that unicorn was copyrighted

[unicron-offical]

Yo mama so ugly not even Koh the Face Stealer would want her face

[mamarobotnikoffical]

Yo mama so stupid she broke up with me back in high school to cheat on me with Brad.

[unicron-offical]

Your father is so stupid that when Maria died he immediately decided to genocide Earth even though he knew she would die of a disease

[ratchet-offical]

UNHOLY MOTHER OF UNICRONNNNN

[unicron-offical]

Hey! Be nice to my mom, she is a lovely lady

[doc-nickel-official]

Yo mama so fat, her son was a planet eater

[unicron-offical]

Yo mama so stupid, she tried using you as a coin

[doc-nickel-official]

Yo mama so stupid she thought that unicorn was copyrighted

[unicron-offical]

Yo mama so ugly not even Koh the Face Stealer would want her face

[ratchet-offical]

UNHOLY MOTHER OF UNICRONNNNN

[unicron-offical]

Hey! Be nice to my mom, she is a lovely lady

[doc-nickel-official]

Yo mama so fat, her son was a planet eater

[unicron-offical]

Yo mama so stupid, she tried using you as a coin

[ratchet-offical]

UNHOLY MOTHER OF UNICRONNNNN

[unicron-offical]

Hey! Be nice to my mom, she is a lovely lady

[threeinone]

EVERYONE

@j4d3st0n3xp AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED

@optimus-prime-offical @megatron-offical @udcjtarnofficial @doc-nickel-official @ratchet-offical @drifttt-official @jazzzzz-official @officially-your-overlord @cliffjumper-offical @soundwave-offical @soundwave-tfa @starscream-offical @highvoltagedrama @blitzwing-official @bumblebee-official @whirl-offical @brainstorm-offical @throne-of-embers @mamarobotnikoffical @fem-skywarp-offical @blitzwing-plaudern-blog @totalownage42 @makeshift-mayhem @ultra-magnus-offical @true-servant-of-lord-megatron @vos-official @universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube @ambulance-mom @ravage-official @frenzy-offical @rumble-offical @laserbeak-offical @ginrai-official @the-space-trains @astrotrains-spark @arcee-offical @shockwave-offical @grimlock-offical @skyfire-official

[unicron-offical]

Why didnt you ping me, Unicron? I couldve been your bestman

[threeinone]

err… I am highly skeptical to let you be my best man…

also.. I’m the bride anyways…

[unicron-offical]

I could be a brides maid!

[threeinone]

EVERYONE

@j4d3st0n3xp AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED

@optimus-prime-offical @megatron-offical @udcjtarnofficial @doc-nickel-official @ratchet-offical @drifttt-official @jazzzzz-official @officially-your-overlord @cliffjumper-offical @soundwave-offical @soundwave-tfa @starscream-offical @highvoltagedrama @blitzwing-official @bumblebee-official @whirl-offical @brainstorm-offical @throne-of-embers @mamarobotnikoffical @fem-skywarp-offical @blitzwing-plaudern-blog @totalownage42 @makeshift-mayhem @ultra-magnus-offical @true-servant-of-lord-megatron @vos-official @universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube @ambulance-mom @ravage-official @frenzy-offical @rumble-offical @laserbeak-offical @ginrai-official @the-space-trains @astrotrains-spark @arcee-offical @shockwave-offical @grimlock-offical @skyfire-official

[unicron-offical]

Why didnt you ping me, Unicron? I couldve been your bestman

[bumblebee-official]

Hey wassuuuup? Its meeeee! The Space Deviiiiiiil!

@unicron-offical

[unicron-offical]

Heres all the chocolates i could steal, dig in

[bumblebee-official]

[unicron-offical]

[bumblebee-official]

Hey wassuuuup? Its meeeee! The Space Deviiiiiiil!

@unicron-offical

[unicron-offical]

Heres all the chocolates i could steal, dig in

[totalownage42]

Why da fuck you look like Galactus?

@mamarobotnikoffical

Ohooo! You noticed, huh? It's more like why does Galactus look like ME?

I think he was totes jelly of my awesomeness and stole it for his world-ending self.

[unicron-offical]

Galactus existed before you were even CONCEIVED mortal

[totalownage42]

OH NO NOT YOU! Just don't fart on me, got it?

[unicron-offical]

*Unicrons floating giant head appeared in front of Henry*

...What?

[totalownage42]

JUST A HEEEYD

[unicron-offical]

You're one to talk considering your gimmick is givung head

[totalownage42]

And I give it good.

[unicron-offical]

Anyways back to my original question: WHY DID YOU ASSUME I WAS GONNA FART ON YOU!?!?

[totalownage42]

That's what you do, right? Used to be a giant planet thing with a butt hole?

[unicron-offical]

NO I EAT PLANETS YOU IGNORAMOUS!!! Well... Before my head got blown off my body anyways

[totalownage42]

Must suck just bein' a HEAD.

[unicron-offical]

Must suck getting FIRE BREATHED!!!