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Worm - legal adult - minors do not interact - fuck ai

Masterlists -

>Resident Evil

>Call of Duty

>Devil May Cry

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- This is an 18+ blog, though I don’t write smut I will be writing and reblogging dark content, for the safety of all parties if you are a minor please do not follow or interact with me.

- I do not take requests, but if you have an idea you want to talk about I love interacting with others in fandom

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Tagging guide -

- Individual fandom tags will contain all my writing in that fandom

- Recommendations will be done for specific characters, if poly they’ll be under that fandoms general rec tag

- Tag games can be found under that tag

- Rambles are under ‘worms wriggles’

- Asks are under their tag

- very large husband = burly men

- yummy husband = sleeker men

Dividers by @firefly-graphics @cafekitsune

capacity2

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

fawnpalmer

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

seaphine

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

anak1n

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

kirkaut

a post will have 500 notes and only 48 of them will be reblogs. i promise you that reblogging something will not ruin your aesthetic on this utterly swagless website.

lesbianbloodritual

it turns out that making big positive changes in your life is great but it also forces you to reckon with the years you spent not really living and makes you feel like you're carrying the corpse of a 20 year old girl on your back

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.