I Like To Tell Stories

You can call me UA, I write fanfiction - everything from fluff to smut.

[the-inspiring-quotes]

[thepersonalquotes]

Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.

— Unknown

[cookinguptales]

me, to dead-ass Karl Lagerfeld: man, I hope you can see Harvey Guillén rn. I want you to see how good a fat man looks in the style you pioneered and seethe.

[mihai-florescu]

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

[niyarest]

[meanwhilepoetry]

Every woman I have ever loved is still working out how to love herself. Has a closetful of ghosts and has been to a hundred funerals of the women she used to be. Wonders what wounds her mother carries that she will never know about. Hopes that the weight of the world doesn't eventually crush her, that she is strong enough to handle it all. Wishes a day will come when she can put it all down, give her aching shoulders a rest. Wants someone to truly see her and not make a feast of her kindness and dreams. Is forever hiding a secret hunger for what calls to her in the dark. Holds a universe inside her, but has been told to make herself smaller despite the paradox. Praise be that universes are not in the business of listening to anyone but themselves. Every woman I have loved has thought about it. The art of disappearing. To be here one day, and the next, like smoke, simply gone.

- Nikita Gill, Every Woman I Have Ever Loved

[hempkitty]

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

[gremlin-pattie]

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[ofallingstar]

And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to...

[obiwan]

#Barbie (2023)

[gresit]

Flip your hair. What? Flip your goddamn hair. CHARLIE’S ANGELS (2000) dir. McG  

[heartrender6]

so wild to me how wylan has been fanonized as this sweet little uwu soft baby. like im sorry but wylan?? wylan “we could wake them up” van eck?? wylan who threatened to drown someone for flirting with his boyfriend?? wylan who got beat up and broke like 3 of his ribs just so he could make his father look bad?? wylan who created a device that will literally disintegrate your blood sugar if you lick it?? wylan who managed to get several Complete Lies past a heartrender?? that wylan?? did we read the same book??

[astrologyshitpost]

Signs and their months on an alignment chart

[blufruity]

The Gang’s All Here! Happy 60th Anniversary, everyone! Man, I love this show.

[theradioghost]

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

[theradioghost]

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?

[academicblorbo]

I spent way too much time on this for it to be this crap

[poetry-siir]

I became the greatest lover of the sensual beat of your body; from which lifeless melodies emerge of fiery scented eighth notes;

like subtle notes and profane iconography of the forbidden contour of your universe; where serene shines that calligraphy naked and warm from your breasts,

composing the most magical poetry on the pages of my sleepless nights; where I await your ambrosia kisses to entangle myself in the light of your stars,

like a spiral absorbing your philosophy and the deep fire of your desires.

-Ousía Poética ©

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

That smile and bright eyes looks like something out of a Peanuts strip I love it I love you I would die for this possum

[autoraton]

am enamoured with this fellow…