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tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

animentality

reject-tiefling

Some ugly spirklings

catasters

1anonyymous1

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

transmonk

I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything

cpericardium

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

trek-tracks

finest first officer in the fleet

gaytricorder

whenever you’re mean to me on the internet remember this is who you’re being mean to

pointyeared

Update: I'm about 5 or 6 hours in now.

oh-no-its-bird

Pilot dropped his water bottle underneath the console and it got stuck behind the peddles; They were talking to maintenance and asking them for a giant stick to try and poke it out from under there because obviously, that's a HUGE safety hazard. I finally bullied my way into the cockpit insisting I was small enough to try and just grab it and managed to wiggle under and get it in like 5 seconds flat.

They looked at me in pure awe. I have never felt more powerful.

oh-no-its-bird

Artistic rendition

evilsanlang

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

evilsanlang

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

twentybrokenipodclassics

anony-phangirl

It happened

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.