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I'm Jessi. I'm terrible at these about things. I get overly attached to fictional characters. Puns are life. Reading is my jam. Welcome to my blog! :D

[violetqueenofwands]

Lysander fans: Lysander is the main character now because he’s trying to rebuild what Darrow broke!

Me: You mean the CHAINS?!?!

[virgil-dantes-deactivated202407]

[visit-ba-sing-se]

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

[ao-ao-no-exorcist]

{ ★ ao no exorcist - 青のエクソシスト } → ★ rin&yukio★

[tachibana--chan]

[etica]

[vergak]

A spy mission

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

long live the king

[mariolucario493]

Viktor Krum rescues Hermione Granger by half-transfiguring into a shark during the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, February 24, 1995

[mockwa]

[gelfling]

he’s working 

[charlesoberonn]

The book

The movie

The sequel

The prequel

The spin-offs

The reboot

The gritty reimagining

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[flipse-deactivated20210915]

first week in high school, AS AN EXCHANGE STUDENT WHO HAS NEVER EVER HEARD OF THIS BS BEFORE. My english teacher hands me a 3 feet long cotten swap and says “here you go.”

I meet a stranger in the bathroom with a similar huge object, and that was how I was introduced to a hall pass. fuck’s sake.

[milkandddhoneyyy]

me watching this is us:

[r-oving]

I haven’t had a happy life. I had breaks, bad choices - a life of almosts and could haves. Some would call it sad, but I don’t… because the two best things in my life were the person in the very beginning and the person at the very end. That’s a pretty good thing to be able to say, I think.

[r-oving]

My father - he kept it in check. Whenever I’d get too in my head, he’d take his hands and put them on both sides of my head and just say, “There you go, breathe with me.” And we’d just sit there, just breathing together, until it passed.

[shiemi-lee]

[char-aznable]

The Anthem of the Heart 「心が叫びたがってるんだ。」

[okappo-blog1]

[thisisusedits]

I’m thinking about what my dad would do.