[inspirement]

[willow]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[thebestoftumbling]

girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress 

[poser-in-a-parkuhh]

Love it!

[bromojumbo]

*slams fist on table* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE

[itsonlyaubrey]

Dogs are so important and we must protect them at all costs

[camo-shorts-deactivated20141113]

[cesaray]

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[sandandglass]

[boss-hoody]

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

[garykingoftheworld-deactivated2]

This is his father.

It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

[ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2]

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

[kabber]

The Boulder Johnson

[n3v3r-good-3nough]

[rossnewton-blog]

[weedporndaily]

Fully Iced Zong (Zhangas Kohn)

[i-lost-my-cat-blog]

[c713]

[davidragifs]

[baracknobama]

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

[miniangel]

me when someone doesn’t respond to my texts instantly

[ocheano]

HAHAHAHAHA CHOKING

[rednines]

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

[catgirlcaliphate]

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.