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ghostbat

Internet Safety

Look, I’m nearly 30. I know that means I’m inches from death to most teens here. In the United States, teens have been so utterly failed by the education system deciding that “digital native” meant “miraculously knows how the internet works”.

I was taught, in school, how to use search engines. I was taught about what information people can take advantage of and how they do that. Did I still do teens stuff? Yes - I accessed sites I shouldn’t have and lied about my age to read erotica. But I didn’t announce my presence, and I knew that if I decided to say I was an adult, despite not being one, if I saw shit I didn’t want to see, that was my fault. Because I was taught why age gates are there.

I am not saying this to say “teens are stupid” - if you’re a teenager and reading this, I do not think you’re stupid. You were not given the appropriate amount of information to keep yourself safe in the same way I was. That’s not fair. Please try to keep in mind that adults who have the information and want to share it aren’t doing so because we think you’re an idiot. We want you to have good information so you can keep yourself safe.

perfectgeneration

Growing up is not about giving up video games, growing up is about having a nice apartment to play video games in

getfawked120-deactivated2023053

The fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if u go at ur own pace and mind ur own fuckin business u too can succeed

thenearsightedmonkey

By Lynda Barry May 2016

kateordie

Every time I see this I love it more

a-daks

I love this comic so much but let me tell you how the final panel hits different when the entire first time you read it you were waiting for a punchline related to the painting looking like rick and morty

dailyjakeamy

Brooklyn Nine Nine (2013-2021) The Venue (S05E06)

wenchyfloozymoo

bernardberniebern

What was it he did? I cant miss an opportunity to drag Ross

fifiandbogart

So! First! He made out with Rachel while he was still dating Julie

THEN, he couldn’t decide which one he wanted to date more, so he kept dating Julie and didn’t tell Rachel anything about his decision after they had kissed

THEN he made a pros and cons list to decide whether or not to dump Julie so he could date Rachel and he wrote shit like: Too ditzy, too spoiled, too into her looks, not much in common since she’s just a waitress, and she has fat ankles

THEN, after he finally decided to dump Julie and be with Rachel, he tried to hide the list from her but she found it anyway and got rightfully pissed off

THEN he tried to make all sorts of excuses for the list without actually apologizing

THEN he ignored Rachel’s choice to be alone by CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF THEIR BUILDING INTO THEIR FUCKING BALCONY to try and force her to listen to him read her “Pro-list”

THEN he gets his other friends to let him into the house after Rachel makes it clear that she doesn’t want to see him by going into her room

THEN Rachel tries to explain to him why she’s so hurt by the list by telling him that all the things he wrote on the list were things she actually hates about herself and it sucks he not only agrees with her but actually uses those things as reasons not to be with her

THEN he CONTINUES to try and make excuses for himself and even try to make her feel bad about being mad at him by turning the situation around by saying “If things were the other way around, there’s nothing you could write about me that would make me not want to be with you”

THEN, after Rachel makes it clear that she’s not interested in talking to him, he calls Monica and asks her to turn on the radio since he made a song request for her so he’s basically forcing Rachel to listen to him

SO IN CONCLUSION: He didn’t apologize ONE TIME for the list, he tried to manipulate Rachel into forgiving him by saying she’s overreacting, AND proceeded to ignore Rachel’s wishes for a little bit of space continuously

This has been an anti-Ross psa

theeeprotagonist

Ross is actually the worst character on the whole show I’m pro Joey all da way

oblivi-ace97

So whenever I decide to re-watch friends I keep a list going of all the reasons why Ross is a horrible person. I posted season 1′s list a while ago it ended up being like 4 pages long.

anunivitedghost

Can I just say I felt like I read what that radio host was told by Rachel

slybluemoon

Another reason Joey’s better than Ross is that when he also had to think of con’s for Rachel all he could say was: “She made me switch to light mayo. That’s it! That’s all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!”

evil-tboys

tumblrs not a blogging or social media or whatever platform. its an aquarium.

starblaster

and brother, i’m a stingray who wants to be petted

userzoo

CHEDDAR THE DOG + memes | in · sp

trueloveistreacherous

thetragicallynerdy

Honestly the funniest thing about Goncharov is that it feels exactly the same as every other experience of watching your mutuals get into a fandom that you're not in. Its media that I haven't seen, don't know anything about, don't understand, don't recognize, and don't feel any particular desire to ever watch. Its completely taken over my dash and I'm going to start muting tags and words soon

Anyway good job everyone on replicating the experience to a t with fake media, very proud of u