The Blue Octopus

I post anything that makes me laugh. Also music, video games, anime, social justice, and cute octopodes.

[twinking]

[dredsina]

i always hesitate to go to youtube vids of classic rock because

[not-a-tot-im-a-tit-deactivated2]

WARNING!!! 

THIS CANDY IS NOT CANDY. IT IS DRUGS DISGUISED AS CANDY. IF ANYONE YOU KNOW CARRIES IT, TAKE THE CANDY AND THE POLICE OR THROW IT AWAY IMMEDIATELY. REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE.

[not-a-tot-im-a-tit-deactivated2]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS.

ANYONE AND EVERYONE.

THIS IS FOR SOMEONE’S HEALTH AND SAFTEY.

[seanmcloughlin-deactivated20210]

The “candy” is ecstasy. 

[juelzsantanabandana]

not to stray from the subject but…X pills are like $15-20 a pop who the hell is givin these away for free.

[beyoncesasshole]

I’ll be hittin that neighborhood TF up

[mysharona1987]

Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.

[yonaks]

#PrayForMadinah After this, I can’t comprehend the mindset that still indicates ISIS has anything to do with islam.

This week was a bloodbath for muslims. How can we celebrate Eid now.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

we always talk about the bees knees but what about the bee’s needs. have you ever thought about that ? No. because you only think about yourself

[bikinipowerbottom]

“She’s really pretty for a black girl”

“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

“She’s doing really well for a woman”

[fairhytale-deactivated20240229]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME

[nomorefullnameleavemealone]

[webdead-deactivated20180525]

me: *sees someone calling a film “feminist propaganda”*

me: *adds it to my watch list*

[impatapoon-deactivated20180201]

Every 7 years, the cells in your entire body will be destroyed and replaced with new cells. One day I will have a body you will have never touched.

3 am thoughts. (via impatapoon)

[hplyrikz]

I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.

Kurt Vonnegut (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

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[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[uniqueyuni-blog]

me: I'm tired because of my depression and I'm mentally exhausted so please let me lay down

my family: YOU'RE tired? You wanna know what I'VE done this week?

[investigatelirry-deactivated201]

[sizvideos]

Sea lions playing volleyball - Full video

[gemmacorrell]