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my three girlfriends.
and yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
yes, actually
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
it’s called a bunt…. not weed cigarette… and yes, it is a weed bunt. they all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (they are my girlfriends,)
They don’t look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. im so angry you are so lucky my three weed smoking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down im so mad.
Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
i printed out a photo of you and taped it to my punching bag that i punch and i mutter your name with every strong punch i punch you twerp…. dont ever Talk about gwen or the wicked tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING
Well that escalated quickly……
what, was that? hmm? come again. *gwen grabs my shoulder* come on cody, they aren’t worth it, please* i jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow i let out a furious yell. the blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. im yelling so loud and now im crying. BREAKING POINT. the week was hard and i cant take anymore. im opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. all three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes
love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.
and let’s not forget the “Gwen” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.
“the goo pile that is now your body
i’m dying over here, jesus
please, Cody, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.
*shoots you dead* heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smoking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omg
come again? *the island falls silent. no one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. i remain slumped over the dock, not looking back to you. one hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. i repeat the question, this time louder.* come again?! *you can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. im clearly intoxicated. a bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. everyone else on the island is pretending to not notice what is going on. chris idly walks by. his eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. a handful of people hurriedly leave. one person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. they almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. but not you. you stand, petrified. a quick look at me reveals im still at the dock. you look to the exit, there’s still time. but there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* mother fuck.. what did you say?! *i slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. i look a mess. my hair is unkempt, i havent shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and im missing a shoe. but the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. you know that song about the boots that were made for walking? yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. as i drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the cody publicly, ever happened to their family? your thoughts are cut short as i now stand face to face with you. i grab your face and pull you even closer.* playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. no playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… love. i loved them… gwen…. zoey… dawn… i loved all three of em… but they…*my face is wet with tears and im blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* they left me… left… *almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* playin? playin?! *my hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. you close your eyes and see god looking at you, shrugging. ‘pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ he says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. but instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. there is only sadness.* left me… *i fall to the floor and sob.*
wow, grow up. *you say before you leave the docks but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
they are NOT gay they literally said no homo 🙄🙄
I HEAR WEDDING BELLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 🔔🔔💐💐
these were kind of separate from each other and i tried separating them and it's SO CUTE so uh here have it
this being stuck in the Cursed episode was so criminal
yk i think these 4 are pretty awesome as a team
no i will NOT shut up about them, thank you for asking🌈🌈🌈
Too much weed discourse. Here’s the gospel truth:
Chase: Pretends he’s smoked weed but gets the details obviously wrong. Would believe you if you sold him a bag of crushed oregano and told him it was bud and then he would eat it and start acting insane. He takes an edible and starts crying and puking because he’s so high (it’s like 10mg)
Emma: Would never smoke weed, I don’t think she has many opinions on it though. She would get really mad at Chase for getting high and doing stupid shit tho
Ripper: Similar to Chase but when he takes edibles he takes like ten of them and starts running around naked and screaming
Zee: I mean they’re basically canonically a stoner but I saw this post by @td-hateblog on how funny it would be if Zee didn’t know what weed was and was just Like That and honestly I don’t know which idea I like more
Axel: Thinks weed will destroy her survival skills and avoids it like the plague
Nichelle: Used a cart once because idk celebrity connections and didn’t really like it
Bowie: Similar to Nichelle, tried it like once and thought it was mid as fuck. Also I think he’d be really grossed out by the resin which, fair
Raj: Afraid of smoking weed but is nice about it
Wayne: Not afraid of smoking weed but he isn’t interested. He’s chill about it though
Julia: Definitely smoked a lot of weed before the show but then she got sober and became a girlboss (read: aggressive)
Priya: Also afraid of weed and would be horrified if someone offered it to her
Millie: Wouldn’t use weed but would definitely want to be in the room observing people when they’re high
Damien: I honestly don’t know. Probably uses it like once in a while at parties but not a lot. He knows like all the chemistry and health pros & cons though
Caleb: He literally doesn’t have a personality idfk
MK: Smokes a cart like once a week
Scary Girl: Hits a bong like five times in a row and acts totally normal by her standards and everyone is astounded
heres some out of context discord reactions from when i was watching the total drama reboot for the first time with a friend
so yk how freshtv always has at least a couple of classic ‘yeah we blatantly referenced / based them on a different classic pop culture character bc its fun’ characters. mk is literally awkwafinas character from oceans 8 and i love that for her ngl
NIGHTMARE weed story. I had like half a 20mg last night and I am literally still tweaking how are you alive
lmAOOOOOOOO honestly i survived that night by the skin of my teeth homemade edibles are such a russian roulette
i love how we all just collectively agreed zee uses all pronouns. like not only would they not care, they probably wouldn’t even notice
I made stupid tweets because I am a total drama fan
silly. goofy even.
based on @lulughoul's post because i can't!! get emk out of my head. and i thought it was funny
Meme creds @sammy-deserves-better 🙏🏼😇