"Rad brah!" -Albert Einstein

Feeling rad but in an ironic way Travis | 20 USA

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[prettypositivity]

may 2019 be the year you realize how beautiful, special, and worthy you are

[skypestripper]

hearing a story thats obviously made up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

how much shrimp do i have to eat to actually turn pink?

[forsakenpuppeter]

sadly no :((

wait you do but u die

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can live with that

[lulz-time]

[anxietyproblem]

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[juxtp0se]

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

[goddamnshinyrock]

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

[fer8girl]

lawful good vs chaotic good

[nyanguardparty]

chaotic evil

[captainshroom]

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk

[the-neon-pineapple]

fun fact: modern paleontologists and archaeologists have pointed to some greek vase art of mythological monsters as being evidence that the greeks dug up dinosaur skulls and were like “what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk” 

and then they did the Greek Thing and painted naked men fighting the monster 

or, well, a deeply flawed representation of what they imagined the fossil had looked like while alive, an early form of paleoart. 

but sometimes they also just. drew the skull and slapped a black blob monster onto it? anyway i love the greeks.

[captainshroom]

NICE

[brucebocchi]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me n the boys 

[gahdamnpunk]

I feel seen

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[teenagerposts]

Me in class taking a picture of the board that I know I will never look at again

[catchymemes]

[pissvortex]

Outfit

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

what’s the top???

[blackvaporeon-deactivated202001]

This is more of a tiddies out kind of look

[catchymemes]