UnitedCats

Dancing. Walking. Rearranging furniture. I got an art account @myarthashtagmyart

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[kaldurcalms]

I love every fucking part of this.

[naamahdarling]

Please audio on at the end it's so unexpected.

[cryingbreaskfastfriends]

Yeah that is definatly the child of people who decided to do this.

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

[licensedproldier]

absolutely incomprehensible screenshot

[caffstrink]

Snufkins admiration for his dad cracks me up ngl

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[darkestbrook]

[padawansuggest]

I’m starting to think I need to lock in for a few years and write a 4 book clown smut series and see if that takes my life anywhere new

[padawansuggest]

Her strap is sorta like this-

And instead of making a schlick sound when she deep in it, it squeaks like clown shoes, and when you honk her big red balls she squirts seltzer out the tip. Makes you feel tingly inside 🥰

[unitedcats3]

@bog-bert

[clownfuckerfridays]

honk shoo 😴

[unitedcats3]

THIS IS SO POGGERS BOGGERS!!!!!!!!

So greenular and ACID

very fleshy very squishy GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[connor-dioda]

adrian just keeps getting bigger and bigger with every passing fanart so might as well take it to its logical extreme. rocky and his skyscraper-sized gender-neutral mate-wife <3

[dogpuppy]