United States of Kat

Wife, mommy, kinda crafty. Lover of the Doctor and all things Tolkien. This is my place to be me.

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Kids

What is it about kids? Specifically, your own offspring that will make you do crazy shit? I have some name brand things but really, if I like it, I buy it. Brands aren't really a thing to me. Unless a particular brand pisses me off then they're dead to me. My daughter though is begging for a Vera Bradley backpack. These suckers are adorable but they cost over $100! I spent $30 on my back pack and I still cringed at check out. Now I'm looking a Vera Bradley backpacks and I'll probably get her the damn thing. Not because she's spoiled and not because I'm a complete push over. Also not completely because I was bullied all through school and I will not have my daughter be the bullied pretty girl like her mother. It's because the kid doesn't ask for much. She bought her own 3DS. She deserves to fit in and have her stupid Vera Bradley backpack. And you know what, I'm proud because I know she'll be grateful.

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Crow is one of my favorite a balances .

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REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

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I painted today.

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My first oil pastel. It's not great but it's my first and I'm proud of it.

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Some days I want to take a bunch of Caitlyn Jenner memes and label them all as shit that is not fucking funny. Trans people are the the fucking butt of the joke. They are not there for your pleasure and amusement. They are human fucking beings with feelings that have a tough enough life as it is. Try showing some fucking compassion.

[dutchster]

HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY

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Even in what I'm assuming to be Japanese a sucker is a sucker!

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I'm totally ordained. I'm not even religious. I just got bored. I can marry folks and shit now. I also perform same sex marriages. Keep me in mind if you need a non religious clergy member. ;-)

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This is so me but only one of many reasons why I'm going to hell.

[amodernecstasy]

Caitlyn Jenner shot by James White for E!

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She is so freaking pretty.

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Young and Hip

Me: I totally got that reference! We are so young and hip.

Kyle: No. No, we aren't.

Me: We totally are. I even listen to Taylor Swift!

Kyle: ok, you kinda are. That's only because of Tiff though. She's like your only hope.

[colt-kun]

Apparently at my niece’s school the girls have started chanting “underwear” during class anytime they see a boy’s boxers from his pants being too low to protest against the teachers dress coding them for bra straps.

I’m laughing too hard to respond to my sister.

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Petition for this to happen at every school at every age level

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So what do I do when I wake up and the bathroom looks like a scene from Dexter?

My husband on our daughter learning to contain her monthly.

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'Cause if it wasn't for all of your torture I wouldn't know how to be this way now and never back down So I wanna say thank you 'Cause it Makes me that much stronger Makes me work a little bit harder It makes me that much wiser So thanks for making me a fighter Made me learn a little bit faster Made my skin a little bit thicker Makes me that much smarter So thanks for making me a fighter

Christina Aguilera Technically a song to a lover who has beaten her down. In this case it's my mom but this is what I thank her for.

[nonbinary-totty-blog]

I dare you to reblog with your bra size.

[estemiramis]

I blew all my covers, I gotta go figure out a new one.

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I love her so much.

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I'm not gonna lie, I've shed a few tears for that damn lion. He was beautiful and old and wise and graceful and everything that I admire in a magnificent creature such as Cecil.