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nightcore? psh, in MY days we called it CHIPMUNK VERSION. The nerve of this generation.

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

thelibrarina

@squeeful is the seamstress.

sweetsicks

* to the tune of max and ruby * gay and stupid . stupid and gay

bumblb3333333

me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*

ramennewdleslove-deactivated201

Isn’t that called brainwashing

sisifroggy

Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god

filthy-rat

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

mjwatson

jenna marbles is the most underrated popular youtuber…. that doesn’t make sense but you get it

idk her videos are so pure and just meant for laughs and so straight to the point. she doesn’t give a shit if you click on her videos or not. no click bait and deceiving thumbnails. shit is straight up like ‘my dog smells soap’ and you know what? i’m going to fucking click it.

equalistmako

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

damianmcgintleman

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

equalistmako

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too

prokopetz

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

snickerslizard

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

prokopetz

Yes.

iguanamouth

star-spangled-jackass

oh god theres art

tediousfeline

@altadude you know what must be done.

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lesbopsappho

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

gaydrienagreste

@mathes0n

ahollowyear

a bunch of artists high on escapism and porn. never change, tumblr

hugealienpie

the best thing that ever happened to Christmas

theblackparadesavedrockandroll

💀 Happy Halloween! 💀 (Also a very happy birthday to Mr. Frank Iero)

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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism