THE UNITED UNION !!!

the united union of DAVE. except. except only one of us actually looks like dave. and fully identifies with dave. and none of us are timeplayers. but trust me we're all daves TG: why wouldnt i be concerned about that TG: if we make mistakes then dead daves start piling up TG: and dead daves are the enemy remember

[daggerdoggy]

wrote so much penis and gay poetry today

[daggerdoggy]

penis and love on planet earth

[daggerdoggy]

god i love my faggot mutuals

[unitedunionofdave]

i thought this was a fallout 3 url and i got excited but...

sorry bestie we're a bunch of homestucks. hope u find more fallout mutuals <3

[000l]

when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away

[lawfulneurotic]

literally get over here I’m so mad

[kordova-deactivated20230908]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

an actual world heritage post

[megalobsterface]

My friend group use that last expression a lot as a reaction, but then somebody said we needed a reaction for the exact inverse of this feeling, and so i created

Unpenis.

[snailsnfriends]

having internet friends is the same as having irl friends but backwards. when you first meet someone irl the first thing you see is your face, and the first thing you learn is their name. maybe you ask where they're from, what their family is like, what they like to do in their free time. you have to figure out if you want to be friends. but if you make friends over the internet, you already have a shared interest. you might learn each other's routines, timezones, different habits. but learning their real name is a big deal. face reveals are an even bigger deal. the things you usually first learn about someone are some of the last things you learn about someone you meet online. you're making friends, but backwards.

[snailsnfriends]

love seeing everyone in the notes say how much they love their online friends and how grateful they are for them. love seeing love in the world

[snailsnfriends]

having internet friends is the same as having irl friends but backwards. when you first meet someone irl the first thing you see is your face, and the first thing you learn is their name. maybe you ask where they're from, what their family is like, what they like to do in their free time. you have to figure out if you want to be friends. but if you make friends over the internet, you already have a shared interest. you might learn each other's routines, timezones, different habits. but learning their real name is a big deal. face reveals are an even bigger deal. the things you usually first learn about someone are some of the last things you learn about someone you meet online. you're making friends, but backwards.

[snailsnfriends]

love seeing everyone in the notes say how much they love their online friends and how grateful they are for them. love seeing love in the world

[deathwarlock]

Shaved my head today

[issablog]

@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post 

“based on your likes”

i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD

STOP

[deathwarlock]

look at my head boy

[literaphobe]

idk it just feels so good when you realize a fandom friend has become ur friend friend—y’know? like instead of only talking about ur common interest u start branching out and talking to each other about your lives, your other hobbies, and it’s even cooler to remain close if one or both of you lose interest in the fandom you met in. your bond, no longer dependent on the mutual love you had for some thing—now lies upon the kinship you’ve built. i think that’s beautiful

[nickerino]

Feliz Jueves

[unitedunionofdave]

I will kill God

[unitedunionofdave]

vc jus lost its fuckign mind

[oblongfruitsnack]

sending out my burger of killing and violence to all my haters. good luck

[radiosilenced]

me whenever i see a vegetable: oh my god that's from stardew valley

[cosmicmudd]

[thepleasuregoblin]

go ahead

take a stroll

[grizzlyadventures]

I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known

[vegetabletaxi]

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yall got legs?

[unitedunionofdave]

what the HELL happened here

[unitedunionofdave]

Phat Badoinks

[unitedunionofdave]