“I’m a complex guy, sweetheart.”
"Don’t tell me what I can’t do!"
“Add a little ranch and it’ll taste just like chicken!”
“Does that mean I should wait twenty minutes and go anyway?”
"Is he talking about what I think he was talking about?"
“Maybe if you ate more comfort food you wouldn’t have to go around shooting people”
“I am in love with the woman sitting next to me and I would never do anything to hurt her”
“If this works you might just save us all, if it doesn’t at least you’ll put us out of our misery”
"Did you just kill that bunny?"
“You can take it off if you like.”
"Look, I don’t know about you, but things have really sucked for me lately, and I could really use a victory."
“This is why we don’t do drugs, folks.”
“Dude, what do you want from me?”
“Polar bears are meant to be quite clever, very clever. They’re like the Einsteins of the bear community.”
“I can do this, I kicked drugs, I can deliver a baby.”
"I’m sorry I kissed you."
"I will come back here for you."
“All I’m going to get out of him is a snappy one-liner and if I’m real lucky, a brand new nickname.”
"Remind me why we’re keeping him alive?"
“Because that’s how it happened!”
“You missing those cheeseburgers yet?”
”Don’t do anything stupid.”
"You have no idea what I’m capable of."
“I wish he would just die already.”
“If you do not stop following me, I will kill one of them. Do you understand?”
"You don’t want to be a hero. You don’t want to try and save everyone"
"That was, like, a Jedi moment."
"You have only three choices: run, hide, or die.”
"Do not mistake coincidence for fate."
"Should I go get a ruler?"
"When I want the guns, I’ll get the guns."
"I’m not supposed to have chocolate before dinner."
"It doesn’t matter what we do. Whatever happened, happened."
"It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress."
"You have no idea what I’ve been through to be here."
"I can take care of myself."
"I only made out with him because torturing him didn’t work."
"Why do you find it so hard to believe?"
"I just shot a freaking bear!"
“Quit starin’ at my ass!”
"Do you try to be a pig, or does it just come naturally?"
“When did I do that to you?”
“Lower your gun, or I’ll blow his damned head off.”
“Just hand me the strips, I need to get this bleeding stopped.”
“Does any of this look familiar?”
“We can all play a part. Who you want to be?”
"Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless."
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