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"I wish that Danny Missiles was open. I could go for a barbecue bacon burger, a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice..."

"...and a piece of hot apple pie."

#[hello]#[take the burger girl]#{Let's Begin; (Open)}#{The Diva Of Despair; (Ramlethal Valentine)}#[it's a L4D2 quote btw]

dontletyour-memes-be-memes-blog

Send me 🔀 and I'll shuffle my music and create a starter out of the first line in the song.

#[specify who it's for or i'll randomize it]#{Shy Talks; (OOC)}#{Question Everything; (Ask Meme)}

You have no idea how funny this section of Elphelt's bio is to me. This is on the official GGST page, and they straight up just said, "Yeah she fucked up clerical work so bad that she got self-conscious and left." Peak girlfailure rep.

Also really love the phrasing of her band being active "to this day" like the time between Rev and Strive wasn't two fucking weeks, like she just started this band yesterday and they're acting like she's been touring for 30 years.

God, I just love Elphelt so much.

#[she's such a loser]#[it's so endearing]#{Shy Talks; (OOC)}#{The Sweet Daydream Bullet Train; (Elphelt Valentine)}#[okay to reblog]#[pls share this with the fandom]

"Alright, my to-do list for the new year. First: sell double-digit tickets to my show. Second: find my true love. Third: keep smiling!"

#[i'm feeling energetic tonight]#{Let's Begin; (Open)}#{The Daydream Bullet Train; (Elphelt Valentine)}#{Can I Take The Dog With Me?; (Crack)}

"To good fortune in the coming year."

#[happy new year y'all]#[it's not quite midnight here but i figured i'd get a post up in case i fell asleep]#[i ended up getting sick this week so that's how i'm ringing it in]#{Let's Begin; (Open)}#{The Diva Of Despair; (Ramlethal Valentine)}

“But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?” (Sin, for Ram?)

"I certainly wouldn't complain. Though, aren't you worried that someone would catch onto your deception? I've found it quite rare that fast food and home cooking share the same qualities."

#a-musing-mixologist #[she's trying so hard to help]#{Message Board; (Answered)}#{The Diva Of Dispair; (Ramlethal Valentine)}

musings-n-memes

“Steamed Hams” sentence starters

“Well, _____, I made it, despite your directions.”

“Ah, _____, welcome.”

“I hope you’re ready for an unforgettable luncheon.”

“Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined!”

“But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?”

“Oh, ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, _____.”

“Oh, _____, I was just… stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise, care to join me?”

“Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, _____?”

“Uh… oh! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam. Steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmmmm, steamed clams!”

“I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!”

“I thought we were having steamed clams.”

“Oh no, I said steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers.”

“You call hamburgers ‘steamed hams’?”

“It’s a regional dialect.”

“What region?”

“Uhhhhh, upstate New York?”

“Really? Well I’m from _____ and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase ‘steamed hams’.”

“Oh, not in _____, no, it’s a(n) _____ expression.”

“I see.”

“You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have over at _____.”

“Oh ho ho, no! Patented _____ burgers! Old family recipe.”

“For steamed hams….”

“Yes, and you call them ‘steamed hams’ despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.”

“Ye-… you know th-, one thing I sh-… excuse me for one second.”

“Well that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I’m pooped.”

“Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!”

“Aurora Borealis.”

“A-, Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!”

“Yes!”

“May I see it?”

“No.”

“_____! The house is on fire!”

“No, _____, it’s just the northern lights.”

“Well, _____, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.”

“Heeeeelp! HEEEEEEELP!”

#[you know what let's do this]#[specify a muse or i'll spin the wheel]#{Shy Talks; (OOC)}#{Question Everything; (Ask Meme)}

[I wanna start some stuff up again, so like this for a starter. Feel free to specify which muse you want, or jump into my DMs to plot something out too.]

#[i missed the gorls]#[so here i am]#[once again]#{Shy Talks; (OOC)}

[I'll be around for tonight working on some stuff so feel free to hit El with some birthday love.]

#[i mean love in a metaphorical sense]#[though she may take it literally]#[i do really wanna be back here life has just been hectic]#[but hopefully it'll be stabilizing soon]#{Shy Talks; (OOC)}

"Happy birthday to me!"

"Oh-, and merry Christmas too I guess."

#[i couldn't miss her birthday]#[not after her big makeover]#[also hello how are you all]#[i should be freeing up for more things after the holidays are over]#[i miss these crazy kids]#{Let's Begin; (Open)}#{The Sweet Daydream Bullet Train; (Elphelt Valentine)}#[also hey look el's got a new tag how about that?]#[also it is officially crimas where i am so merry crisis if you celebrate]

[Elphelt got added to Strive.

You know what that means.]

#[it means i'm feeling motivated]#[she started a band i'm so proud of her]#[my little dumbass daughter]#{Shy Talks; (OOC)}

“Oh, I can’t wait for the holidays! The mistletoe is just so romantic!”

#[here's el being hopeless i guess]#{Let's Begin; (Open)}#{The Hopelessly Romantic Bride To Be; (Elphelt Valentine)}#{Can I Take The Dog With Me?; (Crack)}

demon-blood-youths:

“True but I’m talking about a magical phone and these days….a lot of kids get one in case of contact information. Me and my friends have phones just in case if there is magic interference….or something.” Oblivion shrugged. Okay….sratch that one. Toys are harder since she hears that this girl Delilah just woke up this year making Oblivion blinked dumfounded.

Okay toys are hard to get but not impossible. Oblivion can come up with some simple things. “Let me take care of the toys then.” She volunteered.

As for parties. “Yeah, parties are for socializing but if you want to be just for nothing and just chill. I can have everyone not to approach too fast and let her enjoy the scenery but I understand what you mean.” Okay no parties. Oblivion begins to think and then she has an idea,

“Okay…..what about Christmas movies?” Oblivion asked. “Nothing beats a Christmas movie. We still got classics from the old times before Crusade era.” She tells her. “We got uh….Home Alone, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Story, Gremlins, the Grinch, Polar Express, Die Hard, Krampus, and The Nightmare before Christmas. That’s all we can collect.” Oblivon said. “You can borrow copies of them.”

There was a slight raise in her brow. Did she hear those right? Gremlins, Die Hard, The Nightmare Before Christmas? What kind of Christmas were they celebrating?

“Ya’ sure all of those are okay for kids? I mean, I ain’t shy around blood, but Delilah’s more bark than she is bite. Don’t think she’s ever intentionally hurt anything bigger than a fly.” A movie probably wasn’t the worst idea though, especially considering Baiken herself hadn’t seen any of the ones listed.

“Ya’ also don’t have to stress over toys for my sake. I appreciate it, but I don’t wanna push anything off on someone else if I can help it. But yeah, if she wants to come to the party, I’d really appreciate it if everyone gave her some space and let her get used to things first.” Things tended to get ugly when the girl got upset. The obvious incident notwithstanding, there had been occasions where things flew across the room when Delilah was angry. She wasn’t thrilled about the idea of anyone getting hurt at a party.

#demon-blood-youths #[oh yeah i know]#[i see the argument]#{The Unfaltering Awakened Samurai; (Baiken)}

dontletyour-memes-be-memes-blog

Send me 🔀 and I'll shuffle my music and create a starter out of the first line in the song.

#[specify who it's for or i'll randomize it]#{Shy Talks; (OOC)}#{Question Everything; (Ask Meme)}

[This plays at Elphelt’s wedding.]

#[this is actually super tight]#[i never knew i needed big band jazz remixes of gg songs]#{Shy Talks; (OOC)}#{Uniqueness Is Valuable; (Aesthetic)}#{The Hopelessly Romantic Bride To Be; (Elphelt Valentine)}

[When you think about making a holiday related post but then you remember that none of your muses are American so none of them celebrate Thanksgiving.]

#[bridget is british]#[baiken is japanese]#[and ram and el have no ethnicity]#[el's fiance was a scandinavian death metal singer so there's a good chance that's where she was living before her programming kicked in]#[whelp]#{Shy Talks; (OOC)}

“I should make time to get burgers with Sin again soon.”

#[SIN'S ANNOUNCED LET'S GOOOOO]#[i hope that means i will see sins pop up on tumblr]#[need that real bad]#{Let's Begin; (Open)}#{The Diva Of Dispair; (Ramlethal Valentine)}

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